She's alive, She's alive. Call off the search party

I was thinking about yyou just the other day, Pans. ?

When are you coming back ot the UK, hmmm?

I'm sorry, who are you?

Four weeks? Oh My God. Where did that time go? Is it a girl? Did you find out? I can't remember.

Hola Pansy. I was wondering about you the other day. I was thinking 'It's my birthday tomorrow so I'm sure she'll turn up to wish me a happy birthday". ?

Hi pans ? funnily enough i was just thinking about you the other day

[BT related warning]i was talking to vindaloo about how much i'd like a boy child but it seems to be the attitude if you're a IVFer you should be so 'grateful' for that that you have no preference. unless you're pans ?[/BT related warning]

how you doing?

(i have news on the DTC thread btw. not that, but nearly ?)

? What's the weather like over there?! ? So when do you do your Hitching - around midnight?

The four weeks will fly by - after all the BB threads start this week so that'll keep you entertained. ?

Ooh, hello pans

I want an update on your leathery-knockered baby-hating neighbour

Feck off flump ?

soapy, im coming home for your wedding ! how is LOML? Wont be back for a whole, until N can sit still and be bribed with a 24 hour cartoon !

Happy Birthday, thats exactly why i came one because i have your date written down in my "things about hitchers" note book ?

Keef, why the f2ck should you not be able to wish for a boy just because of IVF. What knob jockey came up with that idea? . Every baby is wanted, no matter how you got it and its normal to have a preference. I havent been greatful for this baby at all, caused me no end of feeling shyte ?,

I was wondering where youwere the other day - how can you be that pregnant already? Do you have some kind of time machine in your cupboard?

I'm coming to Sydney in November - can I come and stalk you?

Smint, we moved out a month ago. I sent H around to speak with her to it was all nice and he explained if he ever cried he was sick and he doesnt cry at night. Three weeks later she banged on N's window when he was crying (tonsiltus) and she pushed me too far when she came around the next day to complain. I have to say, i have never ever been so angry and such a fishwife. I SCREAMED at her and told her to stop stalking us, stop looking in through our windows and to stay away from me and my family. And i mean screamed, it was horrendous and i was really upset for days.

The chairman of the building came to see me to apologise for her behaviour and was furious with her and upset that we were moving out. Made me feel much better and when she next peered in through our window and tuttede because N was making noise (normal noise) I smiled at her and said chldishly "oh go away leather tits!. and me and H laughed. oh how we laughed !

Stalk me? hazel, you can come and babysit ? Would love to see you, drop me an email nearer the time (i will be more settled then on email and with the new baby) I have no idea how i am this pregnant. I have just refused the date given to me for a c-section and asked for a week later ?

CBH the weather has not stopped raining for 4 weeks. Seriously, its been horrendous and driving me mad. good job your not coming yet ?

You're a classy burd, pans ?

Glad you're finally away from the old bag and good luck with the new baby

I just came on to read about how you are doing and then nearly choked on my sandwich laughing at what you said to your neighbour. Absolutely brilliant. bet she won't be in a hurry to tell anyone what you called her.

Man your pregnancy has flown by [although I am sure not for you]

Despite the appearance smint ? its really out of character for me to be such a fish wife as i prefer to patronise and take the moral high ground (hence when i didnt "deck her" in four years ?) but she really pushed me over the edge and i was so upset and stressed after shouting at her some comedy relief once we were moving out was just the tonic.