SNDs in here please

? I'm home alone. Have just murdered a crab and will be dressing it for dinner later. Wine is in fridge.

Hello,

H is out, I went to tesco to get good food but fell over outside so was embarrassed and came home without anything! Trying to avoid alcohol for one reason or another so stuck here feeling sorry for myself and thinking how quiet hitched is - everyone else has obviously got a life!!

BMF does not sound like my idea of fun, I much prefer the gym but admire those who do it.

? I'm here, flaked out on the sofa after an absolutely exhausting day of catch-up sleep. I am recovering from working ten days in a row (the last five on a course which involved too much technical information for my tired brain to assimilate) which I am never, ever doing again as it has competely wiped me out. I have Waitrose veggie moussaka in the oven because I'm too tired to bother cooking a proper meal and a bottle of red wine with which to wash it down.

I'm here.

Just cooked a lovely dinner that I was very proud of. Not enough creme fraiche though according to H, humph.

Nowt on TV tonight, so might watch some more T In The Park if its still showing on the red button.

? am having a quiet night in. My parents came to see me and I was so much looking forward to it but it was a bit of an odd day- i had a fight with MrH who wouldn't help with the housework despite me asking him to take care of it as my (only ) birthday present and I think the atmosphere spilled over. so now my parents are probably worried about me <sigh>

Reporting for duty (salutes)

I am waiting for my dins to cook (sweet cherry tomato and sausage bake) and am going to have a small glass of red wine and then trash some cars playing Burnout!

Aww, sorry about your day Hyacinth.

Happy Birthday. Hope you have one of these ?

Hyacinth, aww happy birthday I am sending you a virtual drink too! Sorry your day was not so good.

Forgot to say hope everyone is ok on this fine Saturday night, apologies I appear to have lost my manners!

Mildred, I filled out the form for the BMF but am too scared to go...will I die? I think I am incredibly unfit, I can't got this Monday for the next class (I have an interview on Tues so don't want to be achy for that) but was thinking about going the following Monday.

Here.

Been quite a stressful week - normal lifetimes goings on, topped with our car dying rather spectacularly, leaving me without an (essential) car, while H has the main car so he can get to his work (my work is luckily only a walk away).

And a major leak with emergency plumbers taking 2 weeks to come, and then leaving because of an installation fault. [sigh]

Combined with 2 pre-schoolers with cabin fever, and stuck in all day today while H went on a car hunt 2.5 hours away and then met friends as planned 1.5 hours away, and wine o'clock came early tonight - 4:30 to be exact.

I'm here, just got back from town, had tea at Pizza Express and now just relaxing. I'm aching alot after BMF on Thursday but we'll hopefully be going on Tuesday, was going tomorrow but it hurts when I move and breath. My evening gets more dull because I have to look at new washer dryers online, i lead such an exciting life!

? evening all!

Happy Birthday Hyacinth

I'm v tired and trying to get the scanner to work so I can scan some things for a friend, I have a feeling I'll fall out with it before the night's out ?

Reporting for duty. I feel awful, have flu lie symptoms, but no temperature according to the only thermometer available to purchase in this middle class panic buying town, so i don 't have swine flu.

am attempting to kill my illness with jerk chicken.

I'm here ?

Happy Birthday, Hyacinth ?

Have not stopped all day and I'm knackered, am also peed off that no one but me has lifted a finger. Ho hum, tomorrow's going to be even worse but should be lovely for the children.

I'm going to drink a LOT of wine this evening then fall into a very deep sleep.

? stranger hows things ?

Seen your BMF sessions and weight loss on facebook status very impressive !

Am home H is in the garden faffing and we have the last Harry potter to watch later - so behind the times !

Im on red wine............

DD xx

Ooops feel a bit fraudulent now, my birthday was during the week. But thanks so much for the birthday wishes.

Legless, you poor thing! do you feel feverish?

HH- is tomorrow Wizzys Tea?

Yep, I am so over baking it's not funny, I'm even more over icing fecking pig and rabbit faces on stupid fecking fairy cakes that are going to be mush in minutes ?

Aaaaand breathe ?

Legless, I hope you feel better soon ?

Am here on my the family's new netbook. We are now a two computer family. No more computer timeshare for us, hoorah!

Hmph, I suppose technically it was lifting my feet but that sun dance was exhausting, I'll have you know.

Yes i do feel feverish (but realistically, i have just eaten jerk chickn, which ill people don't do) but crappy thermometer says my temperature is lower than normal human (only in cheltenham could all the expensive thermometers sell out leaving only the cheapest ?)

happy birthday Hyacinth (for during the week), is it the birthday party Hole?

I'm here. ?

Had a very odd day today. Got out of bed the wrong side this morning, hence, nothing went right this morning and then had a very strange argument with the ex-Mr R this afternoon. Feeling very much all of a dither now so am hoping the curry I am currently cooking and the beer I am about to drink will help me find some inner calm. Am also going to watch Dirty Dancing or something similar to make me feel better.

Legless hope you feel better soon.

Bless you, Hooby, no one but you!

Yep tomorrow, legless. Bouncy castle is being erected <snigger> at 11, the troops arrive 1.00pm. Am thinking of running a sweepstake on how long it takes Wizzy's party dress to be ruined ?

You're bringing in the army? Blimey, how much trouble are you expecting? ?

I bet Wizzy is so excited. I hope you all have a lovely time xx

Hoobs are you going to postlip?

Both families in one house? Apocalypse ?

Thank you, lovely ?

BF is out at a colleagues engagement party, I was invited but didn't feel up to it. So home alone, watching NCIS and waiting for Lee Evans to start at 10pm, haven't won the lottery so life carries on as normal.

Nope, not been for years, since I moved out of Chelters. Someone at work used to hire a coach for the office but it's too much of a faff now that I live farther out. I'm away this weekend anyway. Are you going? It's fun... if the weather holds out. A lovely setting for falling down drunk. ?

Yes i am, i used to have to go on that very same coach but this year camra have their own ones. i don't have spare ticket this year but next year you're more than welcome to come with us and stay here if you like. it is the world's best beer festival.

Aw, thanks. I'll bear that in mind. It often falls on my birthday weekend, though, so I'm usually across the sea avoiding the inevitable march of time. ?

I'm here. BF at work all night and little one in bed so have sat down finally after working most of the day and coming home to house work and an excited newly 5yr old. I'm shattered. I have a bottle of Stella (in my rushing around I forgot to buy me wine) and a bag of giant buttons ?

? Happy birthday, Hyacinth

Thanks MH, I am deffo going to go...they are the Portsmouth ones so they are on Mon, Weds, Sat. Depending on job would try and go at least twice a week to feel the benefit.