So it's not even 10:30 and I am sozzled...

I get married in two months - of course I'm not out!

What did you eat HT?!

A burger of course! (although if Claire Numbers is lurking I had a salad!)

Although this wasn't any bog standard burger, oh no. It was a deliciously thick and juicy burger. With no sauce or salad, just cheese.

I may have shared a side of cheesy garlic bread with H too, although we won't tell Claire that either.

I'd love to tell you that things improve after the wedding, but they don't - I haven't had a proper night out on the razz since my hen night - almost 2 years ago!!

Mmm sounds good! Much more appetising than my baked potato and tuna ☹️

VOM!

I actually have a phobia of tuna. Not the steaks, just that vile grey mushy stuff. I honestly would not eat a spoonful of that if you paid me too. I had a nightmare once that I was pregnant and craved it, Awful.

I'm here!

Ah my bestest bud!

Have you had a good evening watching Take Me Out?

I hate it but I can't turn it off!

Waaaa I knew you were a secret fan!

"Let the onion see the ring"...

? I'm here too! Totally skint and no life pre wedding so we've been in all night, watched take me out and then harry potter 5. OH now watching match of the day so I'll probably sneak off to bed and hog the duvet ?

Haha!

Ooh I actually like onion rings! I used to love the cheap 10p packets you could buy. (I resude to buy them now that they are 15p)

I haven't watched it tonight, have to wait til tomorrow ☹️

Were there any Birmingham weirdo's on tonight? There's usually one!

Tonight's 'let the humper see the lumper' was a classic!

There was a bloke from Walsall. That's Brummie innit?

Would it not be 'Let the Oompa see the Loompa'? ?

One of my favourites is 'Let the winkle see the picker'

Maybe I heard it wrong then? OH and I thought it was humper and collapsed into fits!! Did you see Paddy on Jonathon Ross the other night?

? It most definitely is not!

Birmingham is like Cambridge compared to Walsall ?

I didn't watch it tonight so I might be way off!

No, not seen on JR - was he good?

What are you doing? If you're studying, I may be able to help ??

Can she work it out with a quadratic equation on a Post-It?

Erm... pass. Next question please. ?

What are you studying for?

I am trying to reduce my wine intake. Loosing weight for the wedding etc ?

Just assume if I post after 8:30 I've had at least one glass though.

Haaaaa! You have a good memory!

Case closed. ?

Nope, you just choose to live there as you fit in so well ?

Waaaa.

I believe the term is 'Yam Yam' is it not? ?

Ooooh HT you're gonna be in trouble...!

No where posh Claire, so you wouldn't like it ?

It's a pub in Romsley, The Rising Sun I think it's called. It's 2 for 1 ?

I'm here! Having a few glasses of vino!!

Lambrini I hope!