So tonight I am...

Wear all the clothes/jewellery you own tonight... next week wear joggies and a vest top (no underwear either!) ?

*** loads of chocolate!

Chocolate?

Put Ollie in a sling and hide him under your top. If I lived closer, I'd lend you J as well.

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I need a poo, but I'm going to hold it in ?

I started last Tues too, how have you done so far? I have lost nearly 6lbs according to my own scales so fingers crossed for 2mw.

Good luck HT! I would go for a massive Easter egg, huge bag of mini eggs, maybe some cookie dough ice cream and loads of crisps.

Fudge cake x i am starting back slimming world tomorrow again.

I refuse to weigh myself till after Ive been, if I cant go I wont weigh myself that week. ?

God, l love KFC! Very jealous of your Boneless Banquet.

Eat ice cream straight out the tub. Man, could I go for some ice cream right now ...

? This is why we love you hatters!! My diet starts next week, I'm feeling totally guiltless about all the food I am shovelling down my gob between wedding and easter!

Yeah, gotta get some chocolate down you!!!!

The combination of pneumionia over Christmas and then the shonky tooth means I am just about a size 14 again.

Smug - but not recommended as a diet.

Well today, my GP told me, in a very blunt fashion, that although I am still "just" within the healthy BMI range, I have put on 12 pounds in 2 years and need to make sure I dont gain anymore. He realises I can't exercise, but just WATCH OUT. Way to make an already paranoid lady feel like crap. OH do *** off Doc. I have actually lost weight these last few weeks so I felt like punching him in the eye. Obviously he is right, and I am touchy, but still.. Grrr. I'm a size 12 by the way.

VP please tell your doctor he's a nobber. If you need to lose weight I need a gastric band.

Oh and the verdict is: Whale Size. A small(ish) one, but still of whale-ish proportion.

My plan is to keep eating choccies but just feed Ollie more to burn off the cals. Genius.