So, what have I missed?

There was this https://www.hitched.co.uk/Chat/forums/p/96597/977999.aspx which should have you rofl!

Or there was the 'shake, dab or wipe' thread ?

Everyone's obsessed with dough and baking... courtesy of Nick J...

Um. I can't believe you haven't had a sneaky hitch, I am clearly a terrible mother, it's the only way I retain my sanity ?

What did you have? sorry, am taking a rest from BT so I suspect I've missed your announcement... it was a boy, I think? Name? Congratulations!

apols for BT ness of the post above ?

girl, name Sarah. So you were sort of right ? I just did a search and never did do an announcement ? but did post a pic on hpad. Have kind of decamped to mumsnet (oh the shame!) but I don't think they've ever done a discussion of anal beads - I knew ther was a reason I missed hitched! Not sure if I'm feeling brave enough for 17 pages on willies ?

Congratulations on the nipper!

Regarding the willies - soo worth it, just for NickJ's diagrams

COngratulations! What a lovely name. The best name really. I'm always surprised when people chose any other name ?

You missed all the fun snow threads "OMG SNOW!!!!" "I can't get to work" "I've got to work and anyone who didn't is pathetic" - that was entertaining for a week. Not half as good as anal beads and wipe/dabbing/kneeling to pee though.

? 50 per cent chance of being right and I muffed it ? I think I was mentally muddling you with Scribble which is mad as her little boy is WAY older than Sarah. Doh. Anyway, congratulations, that is lovely news. Is she a pickle?

I posted on mumsnet today, I no likey. they are so so much ruder (not smut) on there, aren't they?

You have missed nothing, the Clairy thread is ace. It's been a bit more fun here recently (OT at least) I've guffawed on a number of occasions. there was a funny thread about Radio 1 on friday that had me giggling about Woo Gary Davis and DLT.

Top name ?

Are you the Hitcher in Turkey or have I confused you with someone else?

? ?

Nope, not Turkey alas, boring east angular.

Pickle is a pretty good word, she's currently sat wriggling like a loon in a bouncy chair and giving me lots of gummy grins. She also farts like a trooper and provides brilliant cover for any rude noises I might happen to make. Even if she's in a different room ?

Mumsnet definitely lacks the piquancy of a good day on Hitched, but then it does have the advantage of moving about a hundred times faster - no waiting for all the page to download. And no random ads for is your kid cute, win a $25k college fund. What's that all about then? have we been taken over by the yanks?

Have had a look at the start of the willies thread, perhaps one for once she's gone to bed!