Something has messed in my house. UPDATE!!!

Sorry but ?

i assume you have had your door open? or fed the tortoise something you should t have?

Claire it is not my tortoise, believe me!! It's big and i don't leave the door open. I had my shopping delivered the other night so it was open while that was being delivered?

Animal or Human?

Animal....i think ?

I was joking about the tortoise!

is it like a pile, or like something oyu have trodden in and brought in on your shoe?

Nothing i have brought in.I smelt it when i came home and looked for what it was. Then i saw it on the floor in front of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are in a pile!

Bloody hell what a shock.

Picture? Or description?

Sympathy to you as well that must be pretty horrible to find

I'm calling a pest person to come and look at it!

Sorry but ?

How big is it? Cat poo size or dog poo size? Smelly?

I'll take a picture. They are individual and each bit is about 1" long by 1/2" thick and there's about 10 bits in the pile!

Sorry i'm giggling too ?...

Do you have an open fire place or anything? (Although still not sure what it would be).

I'm in the car on my laptop. I'll go back in and take a picture and run back out. I'll be back in a bit.

It's probably a kitty plop, they're very sneaky!

Good job you didn't tread on it, breaking the crust of one of those could kill a person...?

PLOP WATCH ALERT!!!

Do you have a window open? (not in the car)

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Sorry but this has tickled me. It is probably a curious cat!

Oh dear. Are you sure you weren't sleep walking or anything ?

Did you have any windows open? Sounds like cat poop to me...?

Are you in the car just to escape the poo? ?

?@ at the thought of lots of Hitchers sitting at their computers waiting for a picture of poo.

Spring are you ok? Temperature or anything? Feeling normal?

? sorry can't help but ? at the thought of you hiding in the car away from it and it's still sitting there just waiting for a pic to be taken!

Sorry for the late reply. No a good internet connection out here!

Sherry i am in the car to escape what DID the poo.

Right i have a pic. Let me upload it

To escape what DID it? i am sure its not a lion or anything?

? Can't wait to see pics hun ?

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Oh the anticipation ?

Sorry to laugh Spring

Dog

That's disgusting!!

I'm sure it's not but wouldn't you be a bit curious to know what it was when you don't leave windows open and had no pets that would shit that big??

I think dog too.

I'm really pleased I opened this while eating my lunch..

On second thoughts, can you place something next to it (postage stamp, tv remote?)so we get an idea of scale/size ?

Oh yuck. Hmm I'd say fox. but that's a bit weird having one in your house