Spadger.

A badger run over by a car?

Are you making these up HB?!!

Boooooo.

Erm...is it some kind of freaky bakery product? It sounds like a pastry/potato/savoury baked good type thing?
Probably eaten with mushy peas ?

?

Haven't got a clue!

Wrong! You're all wrong! Wrongity wrong!

Petal, and prolly GF, you'll have heard me use this, but maybe tuned it out as being 'foreign' or something!?

It's probably when you're saying something to me really intelligent and I want to pretend I know what you're saying (don't want to look like a stoopidy do I??) and so just nod my head!

Would you call your nasty neighbour one?!

I won't lie. I've googled.

The definitions I've found are.....

a sparrow

or,

female genitalia.

Yay, or nay?

Edited for awful spelling/grammar!

Spadger for female bits makes sense to me Mazzy ?

No idea on this one either!

Petal, that's made me laugh out loud!

"In a randomised crossover trial against placebo, and also in a retrospective study and meta-analysis, spadgers were shown to be 23% more nesh than baps."?

But you're all still wrong though! It's not an insult!

Spatula?

<clutching at straws here>

I have to go to bed now! This will be bugging me all night!?

What's funny is that I just googled it and saw my own use of it on here, 17 months ago!?

Is it a term of affection perhaps?

You big spadger? Like softy?

Or maybe

Does my spadger look big in this?

Or

I'll show you my spadger if you show me yours...?

Aw! Just did a site search of Hitched. One more sleep ?

Your little spadger. He's a big boy now?

ETA: Now thinking back on it I do remember the emails about spadger?

I found you using it a month ago....

babby!

Bingo! It's an old Lancs word which I suppose is derived from sparrow, meaning little thing - it a term of affection my Grandad called me when I was a kid and for some reason T was always The Spadger!

That old thread of mine has made me smile! How time flies! And how I was utterly CRAPPING myself when I posted it!?

And my vocabulary is extended once more