sperm flavour update

I think that too. (About Mr' G's, not Mr P's. I couldn't possibly comment on his.)

Anyone got any ideas on how to make it taste like strawberry ribena?

My OHs best mate once told us a story of how he put olbus oil on a certain area on his girlfriend and how much she loved it. My OH then decided it sounded good so he would try it on me. It was dark...he said he had a suprise...I knew nothing until the smell hit me....followed by the pain! It was ruddy horrible. As you can imagine....he went to sleep a lonely man that night! ?

Eeek! Olbas oil should not go anywhere near there!! ?

I once had a bit of an accident with unwashed hands, a young lady and chilli peppers,

I must say, if I'd been able to get on I think I'd have enjoyed it......

Couldnt agree more. How she enjoyed it is beyond me.

Sorry, but ?

Am I the only one thinking: "Christ, woman, just how often do you suck your husband off?"

However vile Mr GWTW's spunk tastes, he is indisputably a fortunate man.

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How extraordinary - on the rare occasion i have let my face drift in that direction it has been a vaguely salty mucousy experience - not unlike runny snot

mr j may get the first joyous experience in the last 10 years or so to confirm this

i have to confess that i need to be sufficiently inebriated that i am not sure the taste test would be without flaw

I find that stranger* than the frequency of the OPs antics!

*not that I find it all that strange now I think of it.

really? well bully you

as i was only commenting on my own perspective and not anyone elses i find that rather rude - i dont think i remarked on tthe ops sucking off frequency strange or otherwise

Steady on, I wasnt having a go or anything. Far from it. I was just saying its strange that people (anyone, not just you) need to be drunk to do it. Surely if you dont like doing it, dont do it. Drunk or otherwise.

Seriously, wasnt meaning to single you out or have a dig. Sorry it seemed that way.

well you did single it out from a variety of comments and as i assume your fingers dont randomly select the keys you meant to do it

so no - i wont steady on - you meant what you meant to say - i couldnt give a rats arse what you think about me - i think you are rude

<steps slowly backwards away from thread>

I know - barmy

but sometimes stuff chuffs me off - anyway - off for a taste test ?

Threadjacked ?

I was doing it in the name of research. Honest...

Nope! I thought the exact same thing when I read the title. My word he's a lucky man. Don't ever let him tell you otherwsie GWTW.

I don't mind the act itself but the thought of spunk really turns my stomach, even more so now I'm upduffed. Oh, here I go again just thinking about it...??

Nope!! haha!!

Entirely WKS, H asked about it the other night and I told him that unless he wanted me to throw up on it he should quit asking ?

Oh the thought of it makes me want to gag. I can't even look at it ?

I stopped doing when upduffed because I felt a bit weird about the baby 'digesting' it.

I don't think ~~~liz~~~ was being rude at all, she was only having a laugh.

I do think it's odd you have to be drunk to suck your OH off. But everyone is different, don't stress about it!

I get what the others said about a slight bleachy taste. Odd. Is 3/4 times a week too much? God, I'm generous ?

What can't you look at? The 'production' or the 'producer'? ?

Drunkeness or laziness is the motivator for such acts in this household!

Oddly, its not the taste* I dont like so much as the temperature and smell of it!

* I dont drink bleach but I do like the smell of it!

Thanks for not thinking me rude by the way, it really wasnt intended at all.