Squeee! TOWIE night Tricks..

You didn't mention Joey and Sams date!! They have been spotted together this week moving Sam into her new house! Looks like it could be back on! I quite like Ricky but I reckon he looks like he is always sweating? He is always red in the face! Are him and Jess together or what? My magazine reckons she is seeing someone outside the show and its serious? I think Arg is well out of order and I dont like him anymore at all. Think Mario's still a tit he went over but never really stood up for Lydia and Lucy just tried to be matey and then pretended he had when he got back to the table. Dont trust him as far as I could throw him. Also gone off Gemma big time she has a real nasty streak the way she was with Charlie!!

Oh yeah Sam and Joey. I think of Joey as a little brother, there is nothing sexual about him at all, but he is super cute. Sam does not fancy him and i think shes playing him for airtime. I really do. He is going to get heartbroken and i think Frankie can see it.

Haven't read any trashy mags so don't know about Jess and Ricky but from what iv watched i thought they were getting pretty close? >jealous icon<

Oh i suppose Mario was a bit weasly. He should have given Arg what for.

Hmmm yeah maybe, and if thats the case (with Sam and Joey) its really mean as he really likes her, I dont think he ever stopped.

It did look like Jess and Ricky were getting it on, maybe she was trying to throw this mag off the scent or something?

I wish Mark would come back. He was a wrong un but so fiiiine.

Have you heard Lauren G has been suspended for acting like a diva???!

Ooooh yeah! I cant make my mind up about her. I have nearly always disliked her, but i do feel sorry for all the flack she gets about her weight. Do you believe the diva stuff?

Yeah I do to be honest, she does think she is a cut above I reckon. Apparently she said her and her sisters are going to be the british Kardashians!! ha ha ha ha!!

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Pahahahaha!

Im with you on the Arg thing. He came across as really smug and a right noob. He's too big for his boots and will only end up getting fat again ?.

Gemma didnt want to be with Charlie from the start thats pretty obvious, she was just desperately after a man.....any man!

I dislike Sam so much and she is just using Joey for selfish reasons.

Eye candy this series is definitely Cara - woweeeee she is gorgeous.

Noooooooo Vikster Georgina is HOT HOT HoT. i have a major girl crush on her...especially in the specs hubba hubba

What series is it now? ive seen a few episodes but i really didnt get it at first, i watched a new one the other night and was a bit hooked...might have to catch up on them all!

Cara? I think she's very average looking, not that I'm any better ? And Georgina is very stunning but too thin for my liking. If she were a bit curvier then hubba! I am totally in lust with Billi (Fairers) body. I wish I looked like that *sob* And while I'm beaching isn't Chloe looking more, odd? Although beautiful eyes.

Oh no it isnt on damn soap awards☹️

i love little chris hes sooooo cute and charlie he reminds me of a little puppy, that one theyre tryin to make out like gok wan whats that about??!!

joeys friend tom that apparently likes lauren g is hot!!!!

not a fan of frankie essex at all, and lydia just looks stranger every episode and dont even get me started on debbie she makes me cringe

Agree with the billie fairs lust she has an amazing figure and skin!

Why is carole still in it she needs to go, along with billie, cara and those poor dogs!!

why is mark wright never mentioned considering his sister,mum and nana are stil there??

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I find it more ridiculous that Kirk's friends still hang out with his dad, even though Kirk isn't in it anymore...

I am not amused, continues 13th May!

To be fair i would hang around with micky norcross silver fox!!, it is very odd its like hes trying to fit in with the cool kids and he didnt do himself any favours bidding on cara made him look like a right sleeze, and why is maria never mentioned either considering she was pally with the laurens, maybe theres a rule like you leave then you can never be mentioned EVER. im having to watch a repeat of sun sex and suspicious parents havent got sky upsatirs and its freezing downstairs☹️

Arg is being a complete pr!ck.

Mario is a pr!ck.

Ricky is a pr!ck.

I love Lydia; she is my favourite character.

Ricky reminds me of an ex of mine and as much as I think he's a douchebag I cant help but be drawn to him!

I think Charlie was only ever with Gemma to get on TV, I dont think she has a nasty streak, I think she was just hurt that she had been taken for a mug.

Lauren G - I think she is sooo pretty without all that make up and I dont like how people call her fat etc..however, I cant effing stand her. Her whiney voice does my head in and I hate the way all she talks about is herself.

The Sam and Joey thing is never gona last. They are only going out / kissing etc because the producers told them to.

I love TOWIE.

I'm not keen on Ricky, i think he's a bit of a noob.

I really like Arg, Lydia is okay but a little stuck up her own a$$ for my liking.

Charlie is such a sweetie, very easy on the eye too ?.

There'll be tears with Joey and Sam.... mark my words.

When is the next episode on, as it wasn't shown last night.

Oh god the whole Lydia/Arg thing is getting on my nerves, he needs to get over himself! Do you think maybe he will get it on with Gemma?

I also love the new guy who likes Lauren, cannot think of his name.

Sam and Joey will never last, I don't like her either, love him though like a little brother

Tom P. He's very pretty.

Probably but the earlier series were much better imo.

Ooh I quite like Arg, haaaaaate Lydia, he is being strange about all this break up though.

I like Joey and Sam together.

Joeys friend is nice too.

Never been keen on Cara and Billi or Frankie or Maria or Mario.

Ricky is sleaze, sleaze, sleaze.

Like Jess.

Where did Maria go?

Booted off. Although if you ask her, she'll say she left.

She moved to Scotland to be with her footballer boyfriend but they've now broke up and she is back in Essex, just not the programme. Yes, I am a stalker.

What, that bf she was always tweeting about? Broke up? *is another stalker*

Yep. She was papped this week snogging some other football player in Marbs.

Well i didnt know that? I bet thats why it aint on till the 13th, must be filming a marb spesh.

Frankie, Billy and Cara are all in Marbella at the mo too so they may be filming there.