Stupid diagnose me post

Do you froth at the mouth after stretching? It sounds like Rabies to me.

Sob. I'm too young to be put down.

I'd say you were well old in dogs years.

I'd say you're lucky you're on the other side of the world.

Im northern, i aint scared of no chicken. BEGURK BEGURK BEGURK <flaps arms like a chicken>

Can open. Dead bodies. Everywhere.

Bird flu?

Check here: [View:http://www.poultry.allotment.org.uk/Chicken_a/poultry_illness/index.php:550:0]

Begurk?? Everybody knows a chicken says Mawk.

I'm chuffed at your concern people. Let's hope I survive my flight to Oz. See you soon Pans.

Sorry chookles. It may be a virus. like a flu without the flu bit maybe?

"hello, is that customs? yes, i;d like to report a chicken with rabies on a flight to sydney..... yes, thats right, a very old chicken"

Is it like cramping? I get this and was told to drink tonic water (for the quinine). Not sure if it's psychosomatic, but it honestly works for me!

Yeah, does feel a bit like cramping. Thanks Lou, will try that.

Go easy on the gin though. Mother's ruin.

I would second what Lou said and maybe try a Zinc supp, I used to get restless legs and cramp loads and zinc seems to have done the trick.