Stupid Names

Mr Cross' mother wanted to call him Chris. ?

I also knew a Mike Hunt (careful now) and a Robert Sole (R Sole) and a girl called Kelly whose married surname was Kelly. Why would you change it to become Kelly Kelly?

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I went to school with a Donald Donaldson and Stephen Stephenson. I know it may be a family name etc, but if I was the mother I'd refuse!

There was a lad called Peter Peters at my school and I once came across a young boy called Beckham! Why, why, why would someone do this to their child.

My dads gf didn't object, and I now have a brother called Harley.

I knew a louis lewis

I have a cousin called Beckham and he really suits the name.

I knew an Emma-Lee. What's the point?!

I knowoni a baby called eva toni anne!! (evertonian)

i wish you had?

I have met a Dougie Dance , he has to carry all sorts of ID around with him as no one believes thats his real name!! I wanted to marry him so my second name would have been 'Dance'!!

But it was a case of Pratt by name Prat by nature... not good.

"Dance Flow Dance!"

My FIL is Dave Davies. I once knew a bloke called John Smith - he had to carry ID everywhere and was even scrutinised on his wedding night - they didn't want to give him the bridal suite becasue they thought it was a fake name.

I used to live up the road from a kid called James Bond, I went to school with a girl called January, and my sister went to school with twins called Autumn and Eden. My friends hubby has 'Chunky' on his birth certificate - his older sister called him that when he was born (oh he's such a cute chunky little thing!) and his parents said it as a joke when they went to register him as Chunky Charles - and the registrar actually put it on his birth certificate!

If you watch the end credits of 'Blood Diamond' one of the crew is called Chris. P. Bacon ?

I had a friend at college called John Thomas (a euphemism for bloke's bits). His dad was also called John Thomas so they knew exactly what they were inflicting on their son!

Ha! Well spotted.

I'd better keep this hush from my OH!!

There was a lady I used to work with named Annette Thomas....Pretty normal name, until she got married....She became Mrs. Annette Curtain... No joke!

She often spoke about keeping her maiden name, now we know why!

Loving some of the names on here. My mum went to school with a girl called Iva Payne.

I was friends with a girl in school who's dad was called Lee Lee-Smith. No idea why his parents did that to him.

I know a woman called Gaynor. She is cool enough to carry it off but I can see why it's gone out of fashion.

I feel sory for Rick Santorum, a friend sent me this link the other day - has to be the worst and its true, i googled santorum and this the first thing that comes up ?

1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick

I went to school with a girl who was called Olive Green.

However, the best one I know is my friend's dad, who is called Richard Balls. Why would anyone with the surname Balls, name their son Richard, when it can get shortened to Dick?!

I work as a midwife and it's always nice when the parents name their baby something even half reasonable..... Pocahontas (why), twins, named Samson and Delilah , Armani (not bad until you add in the surname Legg, Cliff, again not bad until you add surname...Leaper.

Before I was a midwife I was a nurse, I looked after a Heath Robinson, Roman Statue, Justin Case, Theodora Dudar are the most memorable.

LOL at some of the names posted here.....

I promise this is true! Brother has a friend called Ben Door! His parent's didn't even give him a tiny bit of saving grace by calling him Benjamin, his birth certificate is Ben, poor bloke ?

I know of a Kelly Kelly too (married name).

Also a Summer Lovell (said fast, "Summer Loving")

My former married name was Beverley Bevan, , so i'm not laughing ? (what made it worse is that there is a local celebrity with the same name. Bev Bevan of ELO and Black Sabbeth)

My Old next door neighbour was called Kelly Kelly, she too married a Kelly. I would have kept my maiden name for sure!

I went to school with a Piers Cox. Poor kid.

Sorry, just saw this pic from a friend on twitter and it made me think of this thread

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Someone i'm at uni with is called Saffron Sparkles her real name!

I was at school with a boy called Bramwell Appleton. Poor kid, he always got called "Bramley Apple".

At school, our kids get to choose their own English name. So far we have had Angel, Eagle, Creeper and O'Malley (a girl named after a man in Grey's Anatomy), and our friends had a boy called Peter Pan Lee. He would only answer to his full name in class too!