I just want to say a big thank you to the filthy disease carrying pondlife that tried to break into my shop over the weekend. You have given me the kick up the backside I needed to finally get an alarm installed and better locks on the door. I hope you hurt yourself when the lock broke and I hope it gets infected and falls off. You are a piece of scum and I would cross the road to avoid you if you were on fire. Thank you for doing that to my door because it's made me actually do something about security. You dirty lowlife piece of scum.
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