The Apprentice

Oh no I love Mona

But, erm, uh, I don't know, err, what, um, you mean, Mrs Jess ?

Ah yes, she's the evil bigot of the group.

That's putting it mildly! ?

Have you seen the drinking game on digital spy? It's rather amusing and would be worth a go if I didn't have a full day tomorrow!

No gays in kent, whatever Mona. I like her less

Kent.

Gay free area.

You heard it here first.

I bet all the people in Kent are just thrillllllled with Mona right now ?

I say it every week, but I just love Nick and Margaret ?

This has the potential to be very very funny indeed.

I asked the Kentish person on my left (aka JK) about Margate's potential as a gay Mecca, and she said it's basically nonexistent and what they should be doing is targeting the retro/nostalgia market.

But it's a bit late now. ?

Omfg mona ?

Kent dear, here dear, gay dear? How very dare you ?

I wonder how much it cost Sir Allan for all that fog! ?

Oh no.... well 1st thing wrong is that the idea came from James.... 2nd thing how patronising and potentially disgusted was Mona.

As for Ben doing that square thing with his hands ?

This is cringeworthy in a funny way.

God this is so cringeworthy!

I almost can't watch.

? They are SO rubbish. And Debra is a biatch.

Oh ben, im loving his finger framing

I thought some of those photo's were good actually.... perhaps I'm just crap!

Never seen a photo with space for text?

How about a frigging magazine cover you moron!

I cant deal with Lorraine and her upside down mouth

AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Ben and his effing finger framing, what a complete f-ucking knob. I want to chop his fingers off. Im enraged...... *and breathe* ARRGGHHHH!

I want to rip his fricking thumbs off, he is doing my head in.

Exactly! and anyway theres always a bit of photoshop to make more space for text.

"That would be a blank space"

Oh dear

I can see how Lorraine irritates people, but why did Yasmeena ask her what she thinks if she didn't want to hear what Lorraine had to say? She stopped her as soon as she started responding.

Gah, they all need a kick in the hole ?

Not a great pitch!

"Work in progress" ?

The gay posters are pants(man)

"Where the gay community leads, others follow".

Hence the popularity of bum sex.

??

Lorraine needs to be told that bright red lipstick is not her friend.