The Apprentice

I have a feeling Lovely Lips Alex will go this week.

nobber sophocles has to go

I completely agree.

Ah yes, it'll be alex.

I hope old Sophocles gets the boot. he does my nut in.

I'm still giggling that the 'Michael from The Apprentice is a git' tag remains in the tag cloud a week later ?

'Snot' ?

Who are the PMs? I missed the start.

Homosexuality ?

I'd buy gay tissues ? what an excellent icon for the wife of a snail scientist to use.

It is indeed very apt, only I can't help but think of HawHaw's (?) "Are you a snail" comment from the legendary towel thread every time I see it ?

Why on earth was Michael doing Fagan? Trying to push his Jewish roots again?

i agree, i can't wait for an opportunity to use it in that context.

Would that be Michael Sophocles-Goldstein? Kosher chicken anyone?

how can lee, alex and lucinda do anything but lose? those boys are nobbers.

Do you mean Michael Goldstein-Khan, JK ?

Waaaaaaah, look at Lucinda getting all feisty ?

I like Lucinda more every time, but I still don't see her winning. I think she lacks the necessary arrogance

Sian Lloyd ? good grief they may as well have chosen Jodie Marsh in terms of "motherlyness"

Unless they're actually related, two directors on the same project is almost always a recipe for total disaster.

(rubs hands with glee)

If you were Sian Lloyd, how pissed off would you be at being dumped for a cheeky girl ?

You know, I think Claire might win this. I can see a Raef, Claire and Lucinda final.

That kid in Alex's ad looks like a Marjorie Dawes mini-me

I can see Raef, Michael or Alex getting fired over this one. In Raef's case, it depends on the gulf between his toe-curling pretensions and the end result, which I suspect will be hilariously awful.

What's wrong with sian lloyd's head, she used to be ginger. and now she s blonde with black eyebrows.

I like Raef, I thought he would irritate me when it first started, but I've really warmed to him.

The boys are wankers all. Again. The girls seem to be on the ball.

Micheal to go please.

Hehe Suralan sneaking in.?

Oh dear, Lee ?

I'm glad Lee is taking into account the possibility that there might be exceptionally thick people in the audience who need to have Everything Spelt Out To Them.

That advert was the most shocking advert I've ever seen ? ? ?

I quite liked the boy and girl one ?

Atishu was awful.

I think Lee has to be a front-runner for getting fired.

Sadly, Michael wasn't bad enough this week.

I reckon Lee had it when he was practasing and then whatsherface butted in and he needed notes.