The Apprentice - Finale

OOOHHHH nnnooo my toes are curling..

That model looked bored rather than wanting to ravish the man!!

How can Helene want a lie in when she's vying to be the Apprentice, she's being a big bit of a twat ?

Presumably with embarrasment rather than any other reason for toe curlyness?

Helene is doing all the "conficting" by herself

Poor Lee - also choosing the name Ryan may not have been the best choice

well yes, unless it is a new game i have invented.

Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery dull!!!!!

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I love how Kevin wanted to "inject some of his personality into Alex and Helene".

" I love this product, because I created it". Please can somebody slap that Matt Lucas-esque creature. He's trying to use this task to make up for the fact that he's already been kicked off.

Moving on from balls... Neither team look particularly inspired do they? Wonder how many of their audience will fall asleep?

Does that include the TV audience, or just the people in the room ?

Clurrrr is tallllking innnn a monnnnootoooonnnnnnne.

God, I want to punch her.

Its a bit 80's isn't it? the roulette advert.

Oh, and compared to all the leading fragrance ads at the moment, their ad looks like it's stuck in the 1970's. Anyone fancy a Biarritz and a Babycham?

CRINGE Their not being very convincing are they?

I can't believe how awful the first presentation is, surely the second can't be nearly as cheesy, 1970s, misdirected. And ffs man, it's a microphone, you don't need to lean into it to speak.

She really reminds me of that bloody Michelle Dewbury one.

The hung pictures look like a Mills & Boon cover ?

I think LEE and Claire did alright there.

Looked like an advert for High Karate?

Hate the name they've picked but the Duel bottle is funky.

It's about Adam releasing his inner self. Ladies and gentlemen, our new scent "Spunk".

Sorry - that was the alternative reality in my mind escaping out there.

I much preferred Helen and Alex's presentation - I'm quite surprised by that!

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They didn't even come up with the bottle or the idea. The designer did, what a load of rubbish

I'd luuurrrve a babycham ?

Go on Big Man, fire them all, hire a stuffed toy instead!

I would buy Duel over Roulette, if I had to buy either. Roulette looks like one you'd buy a teenager.

Waaah! I spotted that too. Always see him as Matt Lucas with hair too!

Realised Lee reminds me of ----- David Bellamy!

Helen doesn't stand a chance in hell.

I think Alex may have clinched it even though he is just a boy. Apparently he is ONLY 24 - must have read it somewhere...

If these are the cream of the crop, I dread to think what the others were like.

Where did the actual team names (alpha/renaissance) come from?