The bar is OPEN!!

Coming right up blue lady, hang on

< moves about at the back of the bar>

taa daaa ? couldnt find peach snapps so you got absolut peach vodka with lemonade and 6 (yes 6 ) ice cubes!!!!

Can i offer you some nuts with your drink?

Can i please have a ....umm......umm.......

can i have a surprise please, what is your signature cocktail??

D xx

Tonight it is the classy, the one and only, the WOO WOO

here you go missy ?

Woo Hoo to the Woo Woo!!!

so whats the topic of conversation tonight ladies?

topic of converse is............. whatever you want it to be, personally I'd like to discuss the economy, but think I may be too tipsy for such a topic.

How about how over priced TOPSHOP is these days??

cheers my love, I am driniking raspberry vodka, its grreat!

Rhys (my H2b) is drinking Port, boooring

Yeah totally, i remember i used to shop there when i was 16-18, but now have no idea how i afforded it.....especially as the prices are stupid now!

then again i think i need a complete wardrobe makeover, i'm only 26, but feel like i dress way too old for my body....think its coz i never can find anything i like these days thats fasionable, plus, i cant ever find clothes that fit properly (large chest, small waist and large hips) ?

I know what you mean, I went in there on 29th Dec to check out the sale and I was disgusted that they are charging £50 for a cardigan????

When I was a kid their jeans range (MOTO) was uncool and I was bullied for wearing it - nowadays theyr v cool and always sold out of my size, they used to cost £25 a pair now they cost approx £40!!

I am turning in to my grandma

my gosh, if I had £100 i think i would hit primark AKA primarni oh goodness, I am so old

I am so with you there sara, i'm one that beleives in quantity, as i think that a top from Topshop or Next will either go out of fashion or be not as nice as when 1st bought as quickly as one bought at primarni or matalan.

Plus, i also think that they have all changed the sizes in all the shops!

Got me baileys here........shove over

Damiana practically falls off her barstool

Sure teeheeyoucrazyguys! Come on in....ooh that Baileys looks good, can i have another, but make it a Baileys please sara.....

I agree with you, it couldnt possible be that I have put weight on, the shops (NEXT & Topshop) are part of a conspiracy that are shrinking the clothes sizes!!

Right, here are five Woo Woo's for you all to enjoy ? ? ? ? ?

Oh ok, u twisted my arm Woo Woo it is then

<dancing about to def leppard> LOL

Here is your bailey's on ice x

Martini anyone

Oh i want a Baileys for real now.....anyone in the Herts area that has one???

I will however just go and raid the drinks cupboard to see if i have any......if i'm not back in a few mins, call the drinks police as i have either drunk myself into a stupor, or all the bottles have fallen on top of me

back in a sec

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(all together now ''Yes we are!!!'')

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahasnort!

Waaaaaa [:'(] i have been baileys denied.....had a close shave with a blue curaco bottle, but have realised how much bloody pimms i have (but no lemonade, so also pimms denied). Dont think i am going to need to buy much more pimms for the wedding!

I WANT BAILEYS......harumph Damiana stomps foot, folds arms, and pouts.....

Call the drinks police as its a crime that nobody bought me baileys for xmas

Drat and double drat. Thats just rubbish!! we have too much booze and I'd offer if i coud..........guess u dont live near a garage??

Hadnt thought about that, but our 24 hour garage is rubbish and doesnt have baileys, just wine, and i dont want wine.......could hit the whisky, but i think not

Bet it sells lemonade tho.........................................

Lol, but baileys is the only thing i want now i'll find something. I'll just add a cocktail of random spirits to my diet coke

quick thinking Nona!!

Man, wish we had a big unified webcam and we could hitch live!!! lolol

(are u reading this darren??? lol) ok maybe not...... i just want to show off my pigtails! can you believe im going to an outdoor party??? bonfire too so im gonna come home and be stinking!!!

oddly i'm 'watching' UK history doc on dinosaurs, you know the ones that are filmed so believably??? watching them be born and grow and fend off other dinos?? weird thing is my brain is telling me this is REAL.... like they are still alive or summat.

<thats the baileys talking.....>

Ladies.....i have solved my lack of blood in my alcohol system.....maybe it should be the other way round......no, that is the right way.....

I am now drinking Pasoa and Orange juice....yummy.

I did however discover some lemonade as i had to search again as i cant beleive i have no baileys. So after the last of the pasoa, i'll be on the pimms.....now has anyone got frozen fruit and mint? (only kidding)

Hurrah!!! where is your OH this evening and why isnt he supplying you with alcoholic goodness??

Mr Damiana is sick and bed ridden dosed up with night nurse and snoring his head off about now. Hence i'm hitching late into the night

Ahhh yes, you said that. Duh. sorry I forgot. I wish him a speedy recovery.

Right have to love ya and leave ya i'm afraid.... gotta go oot. have a good night and hope you have a nice night

xx

Thanks nona, hope u have a great night out! Have a great one!