The Brits 2009

Dooby - It's Fearne Cotton

The Ting Tings should have got that.

I can't believe ***ing Duffy just beat Last Shadow Puppets. I saw them at Reading and they were amazing. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate her. And all the Radio 1 listeners who voted for her.

Am I getting old or is this just a load of ***?

Ah thanks it would have been bugging me all night otherwise ?

How many awards is Duffy up for?

I llllllllllove this song!

I agree. Duffy is so very derivative. Just bloody buy a Dusty Springfield album.

MIA should have won best British (or maybe Beth Rowley) - at least she's doing something different that sets her apart from the crowd.

None of the best international female artists were deserving of a Brit.

Corden needs to stop trying so hard.

I shall return shortly with my next rant ?

Whatever happens, at least we have the pet shop boys at the end ?

Well I never, Bonio wasn't the most pretentious cnut on the show.....

It is very dull. I'd be tmpted to say that it's been a dull year. But even at that......

And Take That, BGB! Great British Band that perform live and write their own songs <puts fists up>

I wanted Ting Tings to win that. Duffy has a scary mouth.

Amazing at ripping off Muse's last album.

You're old too ?

Jamie Oliver?! Fuck me ?

Barlow gets my full respect - a proper songwriter. No arguments here.

Oh blimey now Jamie Oliver has turned up....Jamie Oliver + Fearne Cotton + Caravan + Duffy perfoming next is not good.

Take That will save the day i'm sure ?

Really? I don't think they're that similar. Muse rocked V.

Yes! I will convert you all <punches air>

Why does Fern Cotton have to present every bloody music/ charity event. ?Grrrr

*** OFF FERN COTTON!

We're behind in the Katchoo household, we've just got past Girls Aloud. I was quite impressed at their performance actually, which is a relief as Mr K booked tickets for us to see them at the O2 later this year. He lurves them.

It took him a week to tell me he'd booked, as he knew what my reaction was going to be. ?

It's the Duffy show ?

Everyone on Sky+ can forward through this bit and not have to put up with Duffy and her funny mouth / voice.

Who won Best International Band? I was outside getting some fresh air <cough> and missed it.

I wish they'd sort the lighting out on her face.

Kings of Leon were best Int. band.

The Kings of Leon

Excellent! Thank you ?

Kings of Leon.(swoon) lol

I dont mind Fearne Cotton, but her dress is hideous.?

The girl doing the lip syncing to 'Look of love' looks as though her breasts are trying to achieve independent orbit.

Oh, and was anyone else disappointed that 'Ulyses'(sp!) by Franz Ferdinand was the cartoon theme tune?

<Girly squeeeeel> I love Take that </Girly squeeeeel>

What a way to alienate the rest of the UK, Kings of Leon. Pah ?

Wasn't the cartoon theme tune even.

Wow i can't believe how good they are live

ETA are they miming??????

Take That are miming. Disappointing.

Yet another stupid band thanking England. That's nice.

Oh, and Gary Barlow is sooooooo miming!!