The wheel in the middle of a computer mouse

? Fark, dude.

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i can't live without my scrolly wheel. If i am using a mouse without one I find myself stroking it between the buttons with my middle finger.

I know ?

I have become totally dependent on the one on my Mac, which scrolls in two dimensions ?

Hole, you are very speshul. ?

Flowery, that just makes you sound like a dutty dutty girl..!

Sophie, I'd say thank you, but I'm not sure it's a compliment ?

Gosh, it does, doesn't it? I'm not, honest. I am pure and innocent and wholesome.

And you know if you hover the mouse curser over a website link and click the wheel it opens the link in a new tab instead of the one you're already in. And if you hover it over one of the tab headers in Internet Explorer (possibly Firefox too) and click the wheel it closes the tab. So there! Exciting stuff.

Awwwwwww ?

Poor, dim Hole. ?

Yeah, yeah, alright, it's not that funny ?

Hole, are you aware that the wheels on the bus go round and round?

I thought it was just to make it look nice ?

Mousewheel?

? please, please tell me you are joking! ?

I'm deadly serious, I didn't use it much because it was on the PC instead of the laptop, which is what I normally use, so just assumed it did nothing...

Now I'm feeling a little stupid ??

Wheel ?

Poor, simple Holio.

I'm deffo making MrA post your Beauty F;lash Balm this week btw. I also am dim. I will add some Norn Iron choclit if you like. That minging Tiffin stuff?

Also, should I get tickets for "never forget"?

Aww, you're a little pet so you are, thank you ?

Never Forget is a pisstaking, cheese personified musical, and is a must for any decent Thatter, I loved it! Def go.

LIttle skinny geezer from Brookside is in it. Trying to decide who will come with me. Might make MrA come in retaliation for ABC gig last year...

As long as he doesn't spoil it for you, saying that, he is the secret cheeseee music king isn't he? He'll love it ?