Things You Found Out Through FB Stalking

1) The school slag is now a lesbian and married to her partner.

2) My ex is engaged to the girl he was with at uni. So gone full circle!

1) the popular girl at school is divorced with 3 kids, by 3 different dads

2) my ex has just split from his girlf of 8years, apparently she didn't want to settle down (and he didn't when WE were together hence us splitting!)

1) The school sl*pper remained just that and even did a stint working in amsterdam in the s*x industry

2) An ex who never wanted to settle down is now married to a woman 10 years his senior and has a little boy

3) My cousin who I have not seen in years has reinvented himself by losing loads of weight, getting divorced and remarried and becoming a part time DJ

This made me laugh!

- My first love (tanned, blonde curtain hair, slight six pack) is now divorced, 3 kids ( not all same Mum), fat, dodgy tatts and has a really on-off relationship with some skanky girl. His brother is still cool and handsome and normal, lol.

- a friend who I had lost touch with is now separated from her husband who has 2kids (she never wanted kids, let alone be a step mum)

- some skanky boy is still skanky and on jobseekers, does dodgy tattoos and breeds snakes etc

- generally most people haven't changed much. Slags are always still slags, just now they have a billion kids. Some dodgy guys are still dodgy. Oh, and a lot of people have never left my hometown.

Genuinely nothing. I don't FB stalk, though you've got me wishing I did for the juicy stuff you discover!

Rizzo, who's the pop star's daughter?

I'm rubbish at snooping!

Zilch as I am not on it! But I am enjoying your gossip!

The school slapper is still a slapper, and has 7 kids and, been divorced twice!

The most popular lad at school is now gay and living with his partner and 2 dogs

I also found out that my ex- friend was having an affair with her boss.

Nothing. I am on facebook but use it to communicate with people via messages. I would have thought that if people put information about themselves on there it isn't really stalking when you read it? If they have added you as a friend they WANT you to read it, surely?

On a slightly different note, I am following the progress of my friend's baby as she is updating everyone via facebook and her blog. I hope that isn't stalking! It is really touching to read the story and be able to leave messages for her.

Back to the stalking updates...

Facebook Stalker:

Someone who finds people on Facebook who they may or may not know and checks their wall photos and outer information to find out stuff about them.

Someone put this info out there on FB?!?

I did some stalking last night (and also on friend reunited). Everyone seems fairly normal with husbands and kids etc. Boring!

I never bothered keeping contact with any of them.

The school's slapper who I once had a fight with got married to her baby daddy in Egypt, cheated on him and got pregnant. They split up, she had a little girl and now they're back together.

The 'popular' guy who I lost my V to who was super handsome and clever is now obese and engaged to the girl he used to bully for being fat.

My ex (who was a total d1ck), lost shed loads of weight, got fit tattoos and a 6pack and moved to Australia. So he's now tanned and fit. Sadly, for all this he's lonely because now he 'just can't find the right woman'. Someone mentioned on one of his statuses that it's because he goes out with airheads.

Most of the people who I went to school with had kids as soon as they left school and still live in my home town.

Yep! She is not ashamed of it at all.

My ex is engaged to a girl who was his boss when we were together. He also has a ginger beard.

The popular kids at school who bullied me for being clever still cannot spell. I win.

Of the 4 guys I had major crushes on in school (nothing ever happened with any of them as I was far too boring and ugly): -

1 is gay

1 has got really fat

1 is in some kind of indie band, has grown his hair and is really not my type any more, though I'm sure some other girls might go for him.

1 is still pretty fit, is a doctor, in the Forces and still sings (choir/opera, not pop/rock). If it weren't for H, I probably still would. ?

One or two of the girls from my year got knocked up quite quickly. One of them posted her entire relationship drama with her baby's father all over the place, from engagement to getting beaten up, to posting pics of her wedding dress saying "Will this get worn or not??" and then lots of bitching when they finally did split up. Others are now having babies in and out of wedlock which is less surprising.

1) My school crush who I was completely in love with (and was my first 'boyfriend' at the age of 12!) is out gay now and living in New York as a male model with his boyfriend.

2) One of my best friends was seeing a guy who out was also seeing my OH's old classmate at the same time.

3) My school bully got ugly!! Yay!!!!

Haha, I should have also said this.

Ahh yes, this. Twunts.

Thought of another:

The girl who bullied me when I had my hair cut short and called me a lesbian now lives with her girlfriend. ?