Things you hate which everyone likes

Safe to say on OT...

...Wedding dresses

This for me! Ryan Gosling is incredible. Things I'm not a fan of:

Tea/Coffee/any hot drink* (edit apart from mulled wine/mulled cider near Christmas time)

Downton Abbey (loads of hype - don't understand!)

Dresses with cut outs (they don't hide enough of my flesh! And I hate it when I see a really pretty dress only to find it's got two gaping holes in the stomach!)

Beyoncé - I really don't get they hype around?!

Michael Buble's music (he seems really nice in interviews)

The majority of musicals (although I've enjoyed a few comedy musicals)

Jimmy Carr

Mrs Browns Boy's had passed me by totally (had to google it)

The royal family & all the news surrounding them.
Twilight or any other vampire movies.
Holly Willoughby
The whole "who can build the highest bun on your head" thing going on atm.
F1 (Or anything car related).
Leggings & Wet look leggings.
David Beckham / Ryan Gosling / Tom Hardy / Gerard Butler.
Boybands.
Rap music.
Muscle men.
Male Strippers.
50 shades of gray.
The Simpsons.
Jeremy Kyle.
Fake tan.
Reality tv.
Majority of movies that come out and the actors / actresses starring in them.
Majority of pop stars like Rihanna / Beyonce / Katy Perry etc.
Friends .
James bond / Star wars / LOTR / Harry Potter etc.
Crop tops.
Little girls wearing "guns n roses" "Nirvana" tshirts from new look etc when some probably couldn't even name a song of band.
Sky TV - i'd completely ditch it if i had my way.
Those bints from "real housewives of new york" etc..too much money & no sense!
People who take photos of every meal they have and post it on fb etc
People walking round the streets in their pyjamas & ugg boots.

So many more - i'm full of hatred haha.

This post has really cheered me. I thought I was a proper Victor Meldrew until I read this! ?

My current top hates:

People meandering with no purpose in busy shopping centres. Walk fast, or stop out of my way. Window shopping should be done online.

A Question of Sport, more specifically, Sue Barker

Fake nails

Andy Murray

Full fat coke

The phrase 'lol' and other text speak

Chocolate based puddings/desserts

The Wanted - not a good looking one amongst them

There's lots that others have mentioned that I don't like so I've been doing a lot of nodding in agreement reading through, although I do love mayonnaise! The things I really hate that other people love:

reality TV (not actual documentaries but X Factor, TOWIE, celebrity whatever and all of that ilk)

Mrs Brown's Boys (so glad lots of other people hate it, my OH thinks it's funny, just the trailers for it make me want to claw out my eyes and use them to plug my ears!)

'baby on board' signs (I know originally they were so that emergency services would look for a car seat in a wreck but now they have morphed into some hideous useless, patronising thing. I've actually heard a woman shout at another driver 'I've got a f'ing baby in here, look at the sign' because they were slow to brake and stopped suddendly and quite close to her car - as if they'd done it on purpose and knowing she had a baby would have made them drive more carefully!)

I especially hate the 'princess' versions of those signs, girls being referred to a princesses and all the princess based tat you can buy. To me being 'a princess' or 'acting like a princess' meant you were being a spoilt brat.

I rarely come over to OT but when I do there's almost always a post that makes me feel more normal ?

People that write 'me either'... It's me NEITHER! Grr

- amazeballs

- Geordie shore

- Katie perry

- pies

Sheperd's/cottage pie

marmite

cider

mil's cooking ?

thorntons/cheap chocs

football/soprts in general

heels

fake tan oompa loompa style- sun kissed is good

there are more but cant think....

How could l forget this! MIL's food is very bland and boring.

Oh as well as Malteser's. Yucky maltyness.

Get out!

?

Surely l can't be the only one who hates them ?

Nope I hate them too! They make my teeth feel weird!

Phew. I am not the only one!

This! I have never understood the point of those signs...I was going to drive like a maniac and smash into your car but now I've seen you have a baby on board I won't ? Another pet hate is those P signs to tell people you've just passed your test. If you're good enough to have passed the test, you're good enough to drive without having to warn people that you're a sh!t driver.

I know that (grim) these baby signs are originally so if there was a crash the emergency services would know to check in the back, but I don't like how they've morphed either.

Tarantino films.

Desserts with alcohol in them.

Flowers/butterflies/hearts on things designed for girls or women.

Huband's stupid Sonos sound bar.

That new Avicci song.

Essexy looking (boys) men.

Fake looking girls.

Jager bombs.

This is harder than I thought. And there was me thinking I'm a negative person and hate the world!!

Re: baby on board. I take the rather more charitable view that perhaps the driver is apologising in advance for doddery, over-cautious driving?

Apparently that's a myth. I repeated that about five/six years ago on here and got massively pounced on by the hitchers in blue.

Don't know if it's true or not but surely paramedics would automatically check in the back anyway?

That's what I was snottily informed in the terms of duh do you not think the car would be thoroughly checked.

My Ex had been told the story by a scarp dealer that a car had turned up and had been crushed whilst there was a baby in it because it hadn't been in a car seat and someone had invented the signs to warn police/paramedics etc etc I then repeated what he had told me and was informed it was a myth.

Blingy nail art unless you're a teenybopper.

50 shades of ***.

Words like delish, obvs, totes, amazeballs.

Anything derived from Keep calm and carry on. So overused and fecking annoying.

Celebrities who are actually nobodies. Famous for being from where or shagging who? I can't recognise a single person when I flick through magazines on my lunch/ in the dentist waiting room. And they all have trouty pouty faces I'd like to punch.

Ginormous painted on black eyebrows that make people look like Ming the merciless.

Tv in general (I think the last time I turned mine on was for the Doctor Who season finale).

FMIL's ankle biters (Chihuahuas. Two of them).

Outfits on ankle biters.

Probably lots more. I'm a rather hateful person.

If that's the case I might get one to explain my overcautious driving (surely no one will notice there's no baby on board?!) ?

I hate most things that aren't wine, cats or eyeliner.

T-shirts with slogans like 'Tell you t1ts to stop staring at my eyes' and 'don't hate the player, hate the game'.

Anything at all that says 'keep calm - insert any phrase here'

Leggings, especially when that horrible light beige colour so people look naked from afar.

Children, the younger the worse they are.

Dr Who

Cats

Also most of the stuff thats already been said, happily feeling normal now

Tuna

Tea

Michael Buble

Homemade sandwiches

Chocolate-y cereal

Keith Lemon

Mrs Brown's Boys

Big Brother

Hollyoaks

Blingy fake nails

HD eyebrows

tights worn under shorts

Michael Buble

Also:

Channing Tatum (I just don't get the attraction!)

TOWIE

Made in Chelsea

Chips

ice cream

Brad Pitt