TMI Facebook status?

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i have a total and utter hatred of facefuck updates of any kind. WHO CARES that you ve just had a sandwich/feeling down/going to a gig/eating cake/annoyed with your OH

Hopefully it is only indigestion................

Someone I know has a status that reads: ".....had a great time in London - bars, alchol and hot tubs...xxx"

I realllllllllllllllllllllly don't need to know..................

Haven't gone in there in a blue moon but it's the ones where people eke out personal grudges that make me cringe: XXXX is really, really angry with you-know-who!!!!!!!

Please get a life, now.

I haven't gone there with any personal stuff on mine for a while, mostly because I am trying not to be passive aggressive and just telling people to their face.

However what do you constitute is a reasonable facebook status? I will admit to using the gig one, I was excited dammit!

I can beat all of those.

An ex school aquaintance had 'L wants co*k' as hers yesterday. classy! Needless to say she's no longer on my friends list ?

i didnt realise you were friends with LouM ?

Me too,

A male friend had " is pleased I woke up with 2 men beside me in bed" or words to that affect!

Poor Lou ?

At first I assumed she was joking but the comments on her status by her equally rough friends made it obvious she wasn't. There have been others but this was the worst

The other thing I hate about status updates is that some people feel they need to constantly update them, and when they're not home/in the office they're updating via mobile. I'M NOT INTERESTED!!

I find it odd when people update it from their mobile phone. "Kim is at Jades house having fun" can't be that much fun if you are sitting on f/b mobile!

That's where the update came from, I didn't want to think about where she was updating it from!

Exactly! Unless you're away on holiday or something I don't really understand the need to be on mobile facebook updating your status? Surely if you're doing something that is so exciting it demands that you tell everyone you've ever met and several people you haven't what it is you're doing then it can't really be that interesing can it?

News flash

"Dooby is at work eating a Twix"

I can't stand the illegible 'txt spk' ones.

x luvs x 4eva or similar.....

a) I don't understand what you are saying b) I can't be arsed to read it and c) consider yourself culled.

? I'm so over facebook , it really is self ingratiating toss.

i m going to steal that ?

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I don't bother with it much these days. That said, I'm happily on Twitter which is bugger all but status updates, but at least everyone I follow on there is interesting and doesn't use it as catharsis for w@nkers.

Me three.

I think my mum tops the best reply to a status update. She was pestering me to set her up on Facebook so I did and she added a mutual family friend. Now this girl who she added is a bit unhinged and regularly posts rather random updates. The day after my mum added her as a friend, this girl posted a status along the lines of 'X is not a bitch, I just say what nobody else has the balls to say to you' to which my mum replies 'who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I'm X's mum!!'

She thought that status updates were directed at her and no-one else could see them ? I was thanking my lucky stars that I was online at the same time so I could log in as her and delete it before everyone saw it. I now realise that parents and facebook do not mix ?

I culled a work colleague at the weekend because his status read X loves how [ girlfriend's name]'s prime piece of rump looks when lovingly marinaded in creamy man pudding. *shudder* he's then had the cheek to take umbrage that not everyone in the office was impressed that he'd been lucky enough to give his girlfriends backside a pearl necklace!

You often hang a necklace around your arsehole? ?

Doesn't everyone?!?! :d Granted, that was a daft use of the phrase. I think it illustrated my point though

Majix, that is THE vilest thing I have ever heard.

Quite. wtf is wrong with someone that they put that as their fb status. I hope his girlfriend culls him

L
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Surely status updates are half the point of facebook? But if you don't like them just change the settings on your home page and for heaven's sake don't get Twitter ? Hazel, hitching, Facebooking and Tweeting from her mobile in Starbucks on Regent Street where she's having a sparkling water and watching the Spanish people on the next table have an argument

Reading it literally made me queasy! Made worse by the fact he is actually a very intelligent chap who surely should have been able to see how loathsome the statement was! By all accounts (I'd culled so didn't see) his gf added a comment along the lines of being saddle sore. *retch* I have to admit I DO use facebook quite a bit, but for genuinely keeping in regular contact with friends who live some way away. That incident from the weekend was the final nail in the coffin for work colleagues, they've all been removed!

I've not had any corkers like that but I have had 'Sally has just eaten'. Erm, well done?

I can add something corker like if you want so that you don't feel left out ?

Someone on my list has awful satus updates they are always a double entendre

I have come to the conclusion that the vast majority of my Facebook "friends" are people from school who have requested me as a friend, but don't want to bother actually staying in touch they just want to be seen as having a lot of friends. And most of them I didn't even like at school. I'm actually wondering why I'm not more choosy about who I add?

*disappears to facebook to cull her friends list*

I've been culled by a couple of illerates. Now that is bad?

ive tried. it seems its not possible to turn them off. if someone knows how, please tell me.

My niece had "P is puffin' da herb..." the other day. I was a bit uncomfortable with that. What's more odd though is the legions of her male friends, who I have never met, who keep adding me as a friend! I don't know you, I have no interest in being FB friends with some 20 year old spotty chav who lives 200+ miles away and who I've never met. Leave me the f*ck alone! I bet they don't even know who I am.

I am not friends with this person (first rule of FB- never be friends with people you don't want to speak to on a regular basis) but I went to school with her and my best friend is her friend. On My BF wall last week she wrote:

Iz goin to Faces in essex 2nyt...how easy is it 2 get 2 and will i get in? dont wana que 4 time!

then

I went it woz wkd!

oh. my. god. I am friends of friend with someone who not only wants to go to faces in Essex, but travels 120 miles in order to go. Shall I cull BF by association?

faces ?

I was a member of Faces for a couple of years 8 years ago, but in my defence it was our nearest nightclub. Z list ago go ?