Too busy to hitch

I've managed 3 today (this being my third) - I know how you feel. At least one of today's posts will attract some form of criticism and/or trouble so I feel my work here is done.

Fat Yank wedding ?

Good work as ever Baron ! ?

I miss you too Pie Man ?

I've wanted to talk to you about Sousa and Buzsacky and Helguson for ages too!

I'd just like to point out I didn't pass judgement ?

I heard Buz is out for the year. Who are these other two jokers ?

No, seriously, I have no idea what is going on in the world at the moment !

Neither did I. Purely observational.

She is morbidly obese.

He is in US military uniform.

They appeared to be getting married.

Really?

Heidar Helguson is on loan from Bolton. Striker. Paulo Sousa is our new Portuguese manager?!? Great player, no managerial experience. I quite like what I've seen and heard of him though - Scolari and Mourinho rate him - so fingers crossed it's a good appointment. Gareth helping out. Get thee on QPR world when you get a chance.

Oh Sparks. Sometimes you're all that gets me through the day.

Hitched is pants at the moment. <sigh>

I didn't realise inventing dances like the quicktrot took up so much time!

Mind you, I struggle to manage 10 posts a week, so you're doing better than me. ?

Buz is out for 6-9 months. Poor sod.

That can't be all down to my absence ?

It's been quiet this week, but I am on here less and less as it's just sooooooooooo sloooooooooooooow ?

Only about 90% ?

I share your observations and would add that her family's similarities in appearance are remarkable.

The lazy fecker has probably knocked off for the week, how dare he claim to be too busy! I'm too busy AND I'm still at work.

Yes, Mrs Jess we were there we came home with an assortment of ciders, some chilli sauce, bags of tyrells and a couple of kilos of salt marsh lamb. We were quite disappointed becuase the nutty tarts weren't there and neither was the chilli sauce man we normally purchase off.

I was called out at short notice to deal with a freezer alarm, I'll have you know !

Even my own wife thinks I'm a slacker. ?