trends that bug you....NONE TROLL VERSION!

I hate the umpa lumpa lok. Totally bright orange tango'd people walking around. You can usually smell them before you see them (hate smell of fake tan)

I remember a few years ago everyone was getting dressed up in neon outfits. (Keep this for hen nights)

Hate little girls dressed like teenagers or mini versions of their mum! (yep i sound so old fashioned)

THIS! I take great delight in telling them the origins and watching them squirm and pull them up quick!

I don't know if it's half term or a new fashion but literally everyday this week I've seen someone in a shop in pjs and uggs! It's just lazy even I can manage to put my jeans and coat on over my pjs!

Lol

Crop tops with big bellies hanging out

Leggings unless you are skinny

Fake tan that makes you look tangoed

Make up so thick you wonder what is going on underneath it all

oh another one lol - girls who wear skirts so short then spend all night pulling them down lol

Men with extra skinny jeans on, must be sore on the boy bits lol

Leggings with short tops is definitely my biggest trend pet hate.

I DO NOT want to see the contours of your front bum no matter how skinny you are.

One trend that bugs me is people putting as their facebook status or tweeting sentences that don't start properly. Two examples my sister and her best mate:

"not when your grandad ask you where the other half of your dress is"

"when someone goes to kiss you but you dont want to kiss them back so you pretend to sneeze "

Why do this? I don't get what the 'when....' and 'not when...' thing is for? Why don't they just use a normal sentence? it really drives me mad.

My sister does this a lot. For her it's when she's repeating something she has seen on pinterest.

Whats this? Im intrigued!

I hate the whole duckface photo thing , my sister is always doing it ! for a laugh i took a duckface photo of myself lol!!

sorry its a little massive !!!

That it started of as a signal in the US that a man was available for sex whilst in prison (from what I was told by a friend that works in a prison)

People not dressing up anymore. e.g. demin at weddings & trainers in restaurants. Is it really that much of an effort to dress a bit nicer?

Men in Ugg boots.

LOL/LMAO/ROFL/ALL THESE CRAPPY THINGS

Girls going out in rollers

Girls going out in pyjamas

#### Whatever the thing is. Hashtag nonsense.

On facebook when people have as their status "That awkward moment when..." But then its something like ".. you go to clean your white couch and it comes up 2 shades brighter" WTF?? How is that an awkward moment??

scousebrows.

I heard some idiot reporter say "Hashtag awkward" on Daybreak this morning.... Hashtag knob end.

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I well and truly laughed my head off at this!

I get the hash tags, its a twitter thing.

I did once see a funny 'that awkward moment' one though. It was "that awkward moment when you set fire to Lorraine after mishearing Adele". I thought that was quite a witty one.

There was another trend going around on facebook the other year when people would say something obnoxious and then put JK after it before putting something else equally knobby. It took me weeks to work out what it was about.

All of these. I HATE Ugg boots, I cant tell you how much as it is completely irrational.