Unreasonably annoying things

I've thought of another... I hate it when somebody parks in front of my house. There are no reserved parking spaces so there's no reason why they can't, but it's my house and I want to be able to park outside it, not half way down the road!

I found another one earlier, Harry Hill. Grinds my gears. H thinks he's hilarious.

I like Harry Hill ?

I like Harry Hill ?

I used to like him, I dont know what it is he just really gets on my boobs now. I asked H to turn over before so he muted it. What goods that to anyone?

I also Get annoyed at people who walk slowly infront of me and walk right in the middle of the pavement meandering around- part of me wants indicators and stop lights to be installed on people- this is from this afternoon while I was walking home from work and had somebody stop suddenly infront of me so I bumped into her and she had a go at me.

I have another one. Being woken by our neighbours at all hours by their, erm, bedroom activity. This morning it was at 5.30. The walls in this place are about 2cm thick, and our bedrooms are next to each other. Seriously, they are so loud! And the bed is loud too. I'm probably just jealous, haha!

I used to think he was hi-frickin-larious but this season he has disappointed me. Apparently he has done it half-assed cos he is leaving ITV.

Another thing that annoys me, but not unreasonably, is when next door's kid has his driving lesson and the instructor feels it appropriate to park across my driveway to do the end of lesson chat. While I am waiting to pull in. To MY drive. With indicator on and everything.

My friend actually bought me some 'indicatears' once which are little plastic devices you hook round your ears and are attached to two buttons, one for left and one for right. You press the button and the corresponding ear lights up. She did buy them as a joke but they would have their uses if everyone wore them.

? I want everyone to have these!!!

Ive thought of yet another thing that annoys me... When my OH "helps" with dinner- he just comes in and stirs things- even if they're meant to just simmer he any help himself and I know he's trying to help but he gets in the way!

I don't know what annoys me disproportionately...ummm...DOG POO that people don't PICK UP! I find this infuriating! I always always pick up after my dog.

People who leave their bags on the empty seat next to them on the train and make no attempt to move it until they have to be explicitly asked, and then they huff and puff! This makes me cross in the mornings. AND people who try to push onto the train as I'm getting off and shove into me - these are usually grown men, in suits, who probably think they are very 'well to do' in day to day life, but their manners are appalling! Teenagers never ever do this - maybe because teenagers are never in a rush, but still!

Ooh yes this also drives me mad. He always does it, and also when he can see I am cooking he starts having a snack!

OH and roast chicken. I will make lovely roast chicken and plate it up. He will be late to the table as he is too busy stood in the kitchen picking at the carcass! Drives me insane for some reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This makes me sound unfair but my H has a hearing impairment and he is RUBBISH about getting batteries for his hearing aid. I get really annoyed at having to repeat everything at least twice or SHOUTING!

People writing 'been' instead of 'being'

People parking in front of my house

People not shutting my gate properly

Constant baby/child related fb status updates

People not saying thank you when you hold a door open for them, let them out in traffic etc

People not holding doors open for you and people not letting you out in traffic

This really drives me mad too, even if I have a seat I glare at people who don't move their stuff so someone else can sit down. My bus is always rammed, with people standing all up the aisle and people still don't move their stuff. It makes me really MAD! ?

I was chuckling when I read this - I'm also hearing impaired and although I'm good at sorting out my batteries etc I do prefer the world a little muted first thing in a morning, I only put my H/A's in just before I leave for work. Drives my H totally mad.