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sherry
Beginner May 2009

Update Pg 2 .... just had the neigbours round to ask us to be quieter ...

sherry, 20 October, 2008 at 21:56 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 33

When we have sex ? as we woke them up last night.

OH didn't get home until early hours this morning as he was working late, so que a funny look from him.

The thing is we didn't have sex last night and at just over 35 weeks pregnant, sex is not 'loud and furious' (their words not mine).

Anyway after a long conversation and a few pennies dropping. It seems the neighbours son has been sneaking his girlfriend in after the parents have been going to bed. It is their son they can hear.

They were very sorry ?

I can't but smile ?

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Latest activity by Nichola80, 21 October, 2008 at 14:30
  • DaisyDaisy
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    Oh that is absolutely brilliant. How will she ever look you in the eye again?

    Loud and furious??

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  • eponymous
    Beginner January 2008
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    ? surely the sight of your beautiful rubanesque tummy would have been enough for them to think twice?

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  • whirlwind666
    Beginner November 2009
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    Oh my god PMSL ?

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  • MightyQuin
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    You'd have thought having gone to the trouble of waiting till your parents had gone to bed so that you could sneak your girlfriend in, you'd then keep the noise down a bit ?

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  • lobster
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    I feel sorry for the son..... ?

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  • July
    July ·
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    That is hilarious ?. The neighbours must have been mortified.

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  • Rache
    Beginner January 2004
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    Brilliant?

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  • S
    Beginner November 2005
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    So funny

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  • sherry
    Beginner May 2009
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    It was so funny (afterwards) i'm just pleased my OH didn't think i'd be upto anything I shouldn't.

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  • Little.Miss-Scatterbrain
    Beginner September 2009
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    OMG! that is tooo funny!

    imagine even contemplating going to your neighbours door to aske them that never mind checking you had your facts straight first!!

    ?

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  • Zo�
    Beginner July 2009
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    ?? I bet that was a fun conversation when they went home!

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  • Dooby
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    ? Excellent! Thanks so much, you've cheered up my day so far no end! ?

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  • Nichola80
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    Oh my! That's so funny! I would love to be a fly on the wall when they speak to their son!

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  • Katamari
    Beginner August 2008
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    Fantastic!?

    Oh to listen in what they say to their son! Methinks he will be in even more trouble now!

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  • Wordsworth
    Beginner September 2005
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    ??

    I would love to know what they say to their son. After going to all that trouble to sneak his girlfriend in!

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  • sherry
    Beginner May 2009
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    Just thought i'd do a quick update before I head into town with my mum.

    I checked the post this morning (we have a post box on the wall outside rather than a letterbox IYSWIM) and there was a box of chocolates and a card from the son, saying sorry for any embarrassment caused and if there is anything he can do to help in the run upto my birth just let him know, he is quite willing to tidy the garden, wash the car etc at the weekend or after school ? Mr Sherry failed to inform me until this morning that the said son is only 15!

    I can't say much to that as I was young when I had sex but i'd never have sneaked a bf in my parents house to have sex at 15.

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  • LittleStar
    Beginner March 2009
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    I thought it was hilarious when I read this last night. Even funnier with this morning's update - poor lad must have been SO embarrased ?

    Having sex in your parents house at 15, when they're home, is quite cheeky, though.

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  • LouM
    Beginner August 2007
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    Awww, what a sweet boy. ?

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  • Mrs S Smith
    Beginner August 2007
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    Sorry but ?

    The first time Mr S and I first spoke on the phone was because his brother was having sex so loudly up in his room, that Mr S couldn't concentrate on chatting to me on the computer! Although the guy was 20 at the time.. ?

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  • Mrs Magic
    Beginner May 2007
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    His parents said that too. Until yesterday! ?

    This is a hilarious story, although I do feel a bit sorry for the boy. Bless.

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  • jaz
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    Aw bless him, I'm sure he's mortified. As is his girlfriend ?

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    Not just that, but having such 'loud and furious' sex that your parents think it's coming from next door! He could have at least tried to keep the noise/head board banging down!

    Sounds like a sweet lad though, with the apology and chocolates. I think i'd have slunk into a pit of humiliation if i'd been caught at that age!

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  • Old Nick Esq.
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    Can't half tell you're all burds!

    Embarrassed???? Wee lad probably thinks he's nails.

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    ? ? HILARIOUS. This is one of the funniest things ever. I've filed it away for any future hitched awards.

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    ? ? HILARIOUS. This is one of the funniest things ever. I've filed it away for any future hitched awards.

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    Fabulous ?

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  • Duck no more
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    How funny , although not for the son , but i couldn't help thinking how sweet of him to send you choc & an apology especially at 15 , you would expect him to avoid you at all costs for the next few years ??

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  • Mrs Magic
    Beginner May 2007
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    I have a feeling he might not have had much choice! ? He would probably rather dig a big hole and stay in there for the rest of his life.

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  • emma numbers
    Beginner June 2008
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    ?

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Oh this is priceless! I can imagine his parents standing over him and making him write that note - especially the bit about doing odd jobs in return for the overly loud blow jobs. ?

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  • GMT
    Beginner December 2008
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    Oh, this is classic! Thanks for making my lunchtime go with a smile!

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    Fantastic! Oh to have been a fly on the wall when the parents had the conversation with the son.

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