UPDATED: Oh my days! Proper Hitched dilemma (slightly rude) NOW WITH PIC

I would say 'were these modelled on my piles, honey? if you like them so much, you use them'

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Hmmm, but he doesn't know I know. Saying something like that is admitting I have been prying. But, is that worse?!

I can feel my buttocks clench as I type ?

Did you look for your present or just happen across them. Imagine if he presents you with a cook book or something and never mentiones the tangerines again.

I suppose you don't have to use them anally.

Anyway. ?

Maybe they are a red herring because he knows you'll look.

Hmm, that's a bloody good point. I happened upon them, but 'm going to have to tell him now, aren't I?

I was just about to post the same thing chooks.

I am liking this response more ?

I wouldn't tell him. What would make him think that that would be a present you'd like eh Clairy?

Oh god, please don't let there be diagrams at any point in this thread! please please please

This thread is nothing without pictures. Please include a champagne cork for scale.

? no idea Sunset. I think he's been reading exotic material again.

Anyway, are you sure they're anal beads, I wouldn't know anal beads from a string of pearls lol!

Perhaps they are a present to give to you, but to use on him?

never fancied them myself. i did stick a potato peeler up a girls bum once though (handle end, i m not a sadist ?)

This thread is nothing without pictures. Please include a champagne cork for scale.

Are you sure they're not just an avant-garde statement jewellery piece? No?

youch, bet you had to watch where you put your fingers ?

Eeeww Nick, that's made my insides shudder.

I am absolutely sure they're not for him. He's always complaining about his piles ?

Anway. Ewww. Off to take a picture.

(I really hope he doesn't secretly Hitch ?)

Blimey, you REALLY want pics don't you!

5p is the scale - the scary thing is how long they are. You'd need to be about 8ft to fit those up your bum ?

OMG - they are even called JUMBO

If you glued a magnet to either end, they really would make a nice bracelet. Shame you didn't get the pink version though.

Are they dishwasher proof?

Long old thing isnt it? shove that all the way in and from the front it d look like you were wearing a ball gag ?

this reminds me - a friend of mine used these once (had them used on him) and a the point of yoghurt blowing, his partner pull them out at great speed, thinking that it would enhance his experience. it didnt - he shit himself ?

? at the picture. There are two possibilities here, imo.

1. You are actually quite into the odd bit of backdoor pleasuring and don't want to admit it.

2. They were given to him as a joke and he is passing (fnar) them on in the same spirit.

Oh dear God. Coffee everywhere!

Dammit, rumbled ? Actually I think this says more about MrC than it does me ?

and PMSL @ Nick's friend ?

Oh God ?? trying to contain laughter at work

I wouldnt know what to say but loving the 5p piece for scale. they look enormous!

? ? They are fabulous!

Nick, you made me laugh out loud.

? oh deary me.

Now, would it be better or worse if what he's actually got you is a cashmere twinset?

It tells us quite a lot about both of you. Wasn't that the intention?

I'm not sure what you mean Peaches. I haven't contrived the situation, if that's what you're implying, I was genuinely shocked and amused. I thought Hitched would find it funny and, on the whole, they have.