UPDATED: Oh my days! Proper Hitched dilemma (slightly rude) NOW WITH PIC

Wasn't implying anything other than it's obvious what you both enjoy! It was funny!

OK, sorry if I was oversensitive. I thought you meant I was boasting about a secret penchant for taking it up the arse ? (which I am not ?)

Mr Clairy gets new ideas from time to time. Problem is he's not very subtle.

? I think this is my favourite comment so far!

And to think people get upset with the idea of putting a mooncup in the dishwasher!

[splutters everywhere]

Oh that's too funny. I think you should change your hitched name to jumbo, then write a review for the mag ?

?

But still the fact remains, what am I going to say to him? How on earth is he going to (*ahem*) give them to me?!

???

Oh and at NickJ's friend story. ?

Oh God, I can't remember the last time I was in tears laughing at a Hitched thread.

So Clairy, are you going to thank him? <snort>

firmly, i d imagine, after he says "now bend over for daddy"

Just don't bend over to do the dishwasher tonight ?

? Too funny. I'm at work and trying to keep a straight face at this thread. ?

Fnaaaaaaaaar ?

I wonder how long he's had them and what he's thinking every time you're back is turned. His mind must be on overdrive. I have to laugh at you saying he has ideas but isn't that subtle ?

Does he think they're Gob stoppers.

Having those shoved up your arse would certainly take away the ability to speak.

You never know though they could be for you to use on him ? Hence getting the jumbo set! ?

What's really amused me is the fact that you can get them in so many different colours. Would you have more than one set to match your outfit or something?

Maybe it is so you can match the colour of your arse? Pink for me and bright white or perhaps pale blue for H, orange for Jody Marsh etc? ?

...brown for NickJ's following-through 'friend'...

Good grief - makes my eyes water just looking at them.

What if they broke up there, or got stuck? - would you have to go to casualty or would nature take it's course and expel them?

The only present my H buys for my bum is soft toilet paper, and that is all!!!

Jeez..weeping at this.? on so many levels

This has made me cry with laughter. Just imagining the scene, flowers...candlelight...wine...music and then the present, all wrapped beautifully, you open it, anal beads. ?

Bloody hell! Thanks but no thanks is the only response my H would get from me if i was presented with those. NickJ's friend's experience just about sums up why I'm terrified of that kind of 'play'. ? and ?

Maybe you should tie them together and wear them as necklace when he comes in from work tonight.

? I think that it is quite clear what he is thinking when her 'back is turned' ? Funnier than funny. I think that you now need to think up an equally romantic present for Mr. Clairy.

I really hope that you are not planning a Fray Bentos Pie style report when you post your next update.

?

Just read through this - is there an update?! <wince> ?

? this thread has really made me laugh!

They would make a lovely necklace. And just think, you have a ring to match ?

This thread made me spit my tea out this arvo and I sent it to my H.

What worries me is he has just said he doesn't think they are that big ??

I can't wait for an update...this is a gold thread.

Hitched gold ??

Sunset, you better stay away from my jewellery box ?

Please let there be an update, but no report...!

Hoooooooooo stop?

This had me snorting with laughter this afternoon. Classic.

Where is Clairy?

Oh my goodness, Clairy! Where are you going to put it all?

Definitely a hitched gold thread!! This thread is hilarious! ?