Valentines Present???

How about a carpet picnic and champagne BJ?

Why not buy a strap on then you can put a dog collar on him and grasp it with both hands as you vigorously get deep down in the brown?

<coffee all over laptop>

I can recommend either of those. My OH is still recovering from last valentines day.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I am crying with laughter at that phrase!! ? ? ? ?

As you will gather from reading those posts, it's a bit a of a valentine hating area...you might be better off trying the wp pages...they are much fluffier and will probably have slightly better ideas...although you may think Nicks idea's the dogs ballbags...literally!

is he still walking in that peculiar way then? like he s clenching a two pence piece between his arse cheeks? ?

Thanks Tahdah I'll try over there.

Nick's idea is interesting but not thinking my bloke will enjoy it so much.

I just had tea come out my nose!

how about a cleveland steamer?

Or a Strawberry Shortcake?

Spacedocking any good?

That's my favourite.

You could let him empty his leg over you - very romanic.

What about going dogging?

Ahhh, I know that hitched is still the same! A Valentine's thread with Nick's name replying, you're guaranteed smut!

I am so innocent, I don't know what half of these smutty things are ?

A ride on the council gritter, that's what they all want and don't let them tell you any different!

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I've heard of taking it up the Gary Glitter but that one takes the (soggy) biscuit