Weird Wedding Dreams - Share yours!

Sounds like my first wedding x

Oh God Zippy - I have had a very similar dream but Thursday's offering from dreamland was TMI best man tried to shag my bum (Told you TMI) OH left me at the altar, (the altar was a tree in the garden in the pouring rain) I had 12 bridesmaids, 6 in brown, 6 in black and I was holding a huge umbrella, I chased OH to the airport, when I realised he's gone on our honey moon alone I turned around and shagged a Airport porter bloke instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall wait here for the men in white coats to come and get me....................................

I love your wording of this! ?

Oh Sara that's hilarious!! I almost weed myself reading that!

My latest wedding dream was about a week ago and definitely weird!

H2B and I turned up at the ceremony together and I was wearing my long red dress instead of my actual wedding dress. Loads of people were standing outside the venue waiting for us, including an uncle who hasn't been invited "in real life", and an aunt who's been dead for about 12 years. I had two handbags with me, a red one inside a white one and I tried to give them to Mum so I "had my hands free for the ceremony" but before that I had to find the copies of the readings so my sister knew what to say (she's not really doing a reading) but I couldn't find them in my bags and the receptionist type lady at the door said I couldn't go in unless I had the readings.

Saracroft that is too funny ?

I've had a few of these myself! The worst one was when I woke up at my parents on my wedding day and realised that not only had I not lost the weight I wanted to lose, I'd also gained 3 stone! I also had to wear this awful, ugly dress and all my back fat was spilling out of it ? ? plus my roots had grown to halfway down my head and even though I washed my hair it was really greasy. Nice!

Then I realised I had no flowers and no cake booked, so my mum rushed out to Sainsbury's to "buy loads of fairy cakes" and I rang every florist in the area and told them to bring all their flowers to our venue, no matter what colour ?

Eventually got to the venue and my dad was nowhere to be seen. We waited for ages and I could hear people in the other room saying "I bet this venue was well cheap" ? and then we couldn't wait any more so I had to start walking down the aisle. They played the wrong music, and then suddenly my dad appeared when I was halfway down the aisle, wearing a jumper and a pair of jeans! I turned round to look at my mum and she was wearing Ugg boots. ?

Finally got down the aisle to OH and he turned to look at me. His eyes were all squinty and he stunk of beer. He was out of his nut. The dream ended there!

I have had a couple of others as well and the things that seem to always be an issue are my weight, the dress, e.g. I haven't got one or I have to wear a horrible one (for no apparent reason), the flowers - e.g. I haven't booked them (which is also weird as I have booked my florist already!), my hair not being done, and - worryingly - OH being p*ssed!!!