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Flowmojo
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What a sight!

Flowmojo, 17 October, 2012 at 09:36 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 22
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Some of you on facebook will know this already but this morning i was leaning out of my bedroom window to call the cat in. As i looked out up the garden, i noticed in the house whos garden backs on to ours, a very naked man standing at the upstairs window. It took me a couple of seconds to register what he was doing...he was shaving his man bits!! facing the window!!!

I have to admit i did stare and do a double take as i was convinced i wasnt awake proper...but no, there he was, bold as brass!!

Sadly, he wasnt (from what i could see) a youngster ?

Put me right of my weetabix....

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Latest activity by Kjay, 17 October, 2012 at 14:25
  • venart
    Beginner June 2013
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    Oh my god!!

    After I'd been in my new job for a week I heard about a strange regular occurance here at Chartwell and Emmetts Gardens. Apparently there's a local man who goes running through Emmetts and the Chartwell estate fully naked (except for socks and running shoes, of course!).

    I've got a kids woodland weekend coming up, and all I can say is: I hope to god it's too cold for him to be out!!

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  • Becklarrr
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    Hahahaahaha! Funny to read but probably not so funny to see!!

    Why do it in front of a window when you know you have neighbours who can see into your room!!

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  • cinnamonfairy
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    ? but ?

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  • *Eclair*
    Beginner August 2012
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    Has he not heard of curtains? ? Maybe he needed the light to see what he was doing.

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  • Flowmojo
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    i dont know if he would have known, the back gardens are quite long so you wouldnt think people could see in, but our house is hjigher then his, so unfortunatly i could!!

    This is why i have blinds at every window...

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  • ~Peanut~
    Beginner December 2012
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    I love how he was shaving his man bits first thing in the morning, like he wanted to look presentable for work(!)

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  • Flowmojo
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    depends on his line of 'work' doesnt it ?

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  • Mrs_imp
    Beginner June 2012
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    He was obviously doing such a thorough job he needed the natural daylight! ?

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  • ebony_rose
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    Grim.

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  • fluffymalone
    Beginner May 2011
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    Well that's my coffee spat all over myself!! Hilarious Flow Smiley smile

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  • *Funky*
    Beginner January 2001
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    What a delightful shaven haven you live in flow!

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  • ~Peanut~
    Beginner December 2012
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    ? James! I bet he keeps his front garden immaculate!

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  • ATB
    Beginner August 2014
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    I stand by the window to pluck my eyebrows, presuming this is the same principle!

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  • Flowmojo
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    but i presume not naked!? ?

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  • SP2006
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    Hmm, no-one else seems to be wondering why you didn't take a photo for us to see . . . .

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  • Becklarrr
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    Why would you want to see that anyway?!

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  • KatSlater
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    Did he see you looking Flow?

    We don't have any nets up at our house, just curtains....I'm guessing he needed the light. Wonder if he's got a hot date today or just wanted to shave to avoid the itch.

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  • Flowmojo
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    he could have done yes..well, he shouldnt stadn there butt naked with his wonka out should he!!

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  • OB
    Beginner January 2011
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    ?

    At my mum and dads house, the woman in the house opposite (they are back to back) brushes her hair AND irons topless in full view. A couple of doors down there is a teenager who squeezes spots in the mirror in the window ?

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  • Becklarrr
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    Gross!!!

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  • Kjay
    Beginner August 2013
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    Hehe some people don't seem to have a understanding of windows do they!!!

    Mind you I have been known to do a quick nakey dash across the room every now and then.....?

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