What was the last childish thing you did?

Farted and made Wizzy smell it ?

Put a fake plastic tarantula on the arm of the sofa and said to my OH 'Oh my god, what the hell is that' in a panicked voice. He shat himself ?

Squirted an unsuspecting Mr FtG with the water spray bottle last night, while he was doing the washing up. He just looked at me with "disappointed eyes", sighed, and carried on washing up. ??

Turned my H's laptop screen sideways and watched him try and get it back the right way on (he isn't very good with computers). This is whilst denying all knowledge and pretending it was due to a thunderstorm ?

(in my defence, he does stuff like this to me too)

Had a water bomb fight on Sunday with my mum, dad, MrKB, the kids and my brother. Then laughed hysterically at my brother and MrKB throwing my mum, fully clothed into the girls pool, that I almost wet myself and couldn't stop snorting ?

Brilliant

Asked my friend to pull my finger and let rip ? She was horrified as I NEVER fart in public ?

Played "stuff on my baby" with my nephew. I managed to balance a rice cake on his forehead, but then he moved.

I so love doing this to our cat, she has developed a special disgusted look just for three remote controls, a mobile phone, and a newspaper ?

Last thing I did - went for a paddle in my son's pool.

Slowly pushed my glasses back up my nose using my middle finger whilst my (ex) boss had his back to me. Chortle [rofl]

I had a really bratty tantrum last night (PMT related) - does that count? ?

? Brilliant! I'd love to do that, but Mr L. always looks really sad when I scare him. Takes the fun out of it a bit.

The last childish thing I did - Mr L. was recording his out of office voice mail and was being all serious and formal. Just as he finished and was about to press done, I made a very loud and realistic fart noise that got recorded on the message too. I cried laughing, Mr L. just got cross and re-recorded the message <sigh>

ETA: Please not, I made the noise by blowing a raspberry on my hand and not by expelling gas through my bottom.

Hid in the wardrobe in our bedroom and jumped out on H scaring the crap out of him. Oh how I laughed.

? threw a bit of a stroppy tantrum when mr delicious wouldnt take my clothes off and put my pjs on me cos i was tired and couldnt be arsed t do it myself... i did in the end though

The building I work in is connected to another building by a link bridge; the turnstiles to enter the compound are located directly under the bridge. My colleague and I played 'pooh sticks' with our other colleagues that we saw walking in, in fits of giggles.

LMAO!!!! i get Mr Jackson to do this for me as well!!! glad im not the only one.

i threw a tantrum this morning (poss pmt and a busy day out yesterday making me tired didnt help) cos we cant decide on venues to visit and i finally snapped

i also squirted OH with water the other day and ran off giggling (i really am quite childish lol)

Crikey! I'm hard work, but getting your OH to undress you and put your PJs on because you can't be arsed? You make me look easy going ?

Pulled my board awkwardly out of the water at surf class so the cool girl would trip up and look like she was clambering out of the sea (she is the class swot, she knows all about waves and everyfink? ), my 2 friends were really impressed...we are all 40 within the next 2 months?

I thought been in the kiddy class was bad, this lot are worse at least the little kids used to tell me I was doing ok?

Jumped out on H coming out of the bathroom (he does this to me I rarely get him)

Played bogies in the woods

My sister and I ninja'd my mum on holiday a couple of weekends ago. We did this a lot as kids, on sunday morning get all dressed up in black , wait for my dad to get up leaving mum in bed reading and then storm the room ninja stylee, lots of high kicking and hi-yahing, I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Just another thing for H to add to the Skittalies family are very odd list

Pulled faces behind my H's back last night when he annoyed me. Actually, I do this quite a lot. Sometimes I flick him the bird too. ?

To be fair i did have a chest injury at the time! lol

This is soooo funny.

and i have really bad sun burn atm so clothes need a caring hand being peeled off

Tried to pull Mr Jolly's shorts down during a game of water polo to distract him (he was on the opposite team).

Changed the lyrics to Lily Allen's new song to;

It's not fair and it's really not ok

Mr Ginge is gay

As he loves Doris Day.

Ripped a phone book in half. Then another one showing H how to do it. Then gloated when he couldn't do it. Then texted a friend to show off. Then did it again the next day at work.

(I read the trick of how to do it in a book and it makes everyone think you're super strong! Awesome!)

I really want to know how to rip a phone book in half now.

I played in my son's paddling pool at the weekend and I've just done my first ever childish FB status "Carrot really really wants to cull" as someone is irritating the life out of me.

Sorry dudes, hitched rules state that you can't add to your stories after you have been called on them. You are both outrageously high maintenance.

Badgermonkey - I need to know how!

I go on another forum (?) for writers. Someone on there pointed out that a word I had made up for a story had a Latin prefix and Greek suffix. I got really petty and started a debate with him for no reason ?

This is pretty much how I did it:

http://www.wikihow.com/Rip-a-Phonebook-in-Half

You have to sort of brace the end of it against your stomach though, really. Oh, and the covers of Yellow Pages are really hard to tear, so take the cover off first! The Hull White Pages works ok though...

I'm probably being really ignorant/naive now but what are pooh sticks and bogies in the wood?!

Pulled h2b's shorts & boxers down when he was carrying our son upstairs to bed last night. ?