What would you ban?

Hmmm ok in no particular order...

Peppers

Raw onions

Marzipan

Christmas stuff in October and November

Easter stuff in January and February

The X Factor

Vaguebooking

People who are rude to helpdesk people when it's clearly not their fault.

Blues and country music

The SNP and the Referendum

Facebook

cats.. Sorry hate them. They poop in my garden, A lot!

Chicken nuggets (once saw how they was made) ew

cheap coffee (I'm a coffee snob!)

Agree with the cigarettes, I don't know anyone that "wants" to smoke all say they wanna give up.

toddler wrist reins.

Bananas

smoking in public places. I don't know why but I always seem to be walking past someone when they blow out the smoke and it always goes in my face/mouth. It's rank.

Barbecues

No don't ban coffee, not sure what I would do without it! Or my cat. It's very frustrating when you get one using your garden as a toilet but I take no responsibility for that because mine is an indoor cat and I clean his poop every day

I would ban smoking. My mum is a heavy smoker, smoked through her pregnancy which I hate her for and still smokes around the kids and in the house now. It puts me off going round her house.

I would also ban facial tattoos, I haven't seen a single one which actually looks nice. Could be proved wrong though.

Holey why barbecues?

Hoddy - I hate how everything stinks of smoke, the fact that all the food isn't ready in one go, plastic cutlery that doesn't work, having to eat outside without a table. Argh I just hate them!

I'd ban.....

People who move to the country then moan about the church bells/smell of manure/mud on roads/tractors/how awful shooting and hunting are. And you moved here why?

Queuejumpers in shops.

Those ridiculous heavy eyebrows on women.

Facial piercings. I've not seen a facial tattoo, but I can't imagine they look great.

People who are unable to take a compliment, thereby making the compliment giver feel uncomfortable.

Cheese. All of it. Also eggs and pasta.

Sometimes just all other people. Well not all, but you get my drift!

People who don't clear up after their dogs or train them. No, it's not endearing when your dog 'just wants to play' with mine. If it doesn't come when called, don't let it off the bl**dy lead. (I do understand however, that if a dog is chasing something, you can save your breath; it won't hear you!)

And breathe.....

Smoking

Fake tan

platform shoes - I haven't bought a pair of heels in years because I can't walk in them and the shops don't seem to sell normal height heels anymore

I don't mind Facebook, but I'd ban all the "like if you love this puppy, scroll down if you want it to drown".

Leggings

Onesies

Smoking/eating/drinking while driving

Child beauty pageants

Childrens tv characters that make silly noises rather than words

Ooo good one. Disgusting habit

How did l miss spitting?

Halloween, the Daily Mail and football. (Professional football I mean, I will still allow people to have a kick about in the park.)

Erin- if the ivr wasn't there is would be impossible to get your query answered quickly, justsayin.

i would ban:

reality tv, bnp, Facebook groups called 'british and proud, (with a hint if xenophobia)' chavs, jam, mushrooms, cat haters, people who only talk about thier kids, people who hurt kids or animals, people who can't drive, council tax and three mobile.

- misplaced/unnecessary apostrophes;

- deliberately cryptic or woe-is-me fb status updates;

- instant coffee (another coffee snob)

- people who don't say thank you when you hold the door for them;

- people who put their shoes up on bus or train seats - disgusting.

The eating of oranges in offices
Barely black tights
Uggs
Crocs
Bruce forsyth being on TV
Girls wearing big buns on their heads
Hashtagging on Facebook

Unflattering and old fashioned

Oooh can I add:-

- short tops with leggings. I don't want to see the outline of your vagine.

- nude leggings. ewww eww eww you look strangely naked from afar. A friend on fb posted these photos the other day

Talk Sport

Racism and ignorance (often going hand in hand)

White pepper (and black except for seasoning lightly)

Justin Beiber

Hangovers

Uh oh.... I have my hair in a bun almost every day at work because it's easy.

And I wear uggs when it's cold!

I've only glanced at this thread... I bet I'm all over the place on this one.

Just thought of another: Florence and the machine

Parmesan

cheese fondue

cigarettes being smoked in public places

old people using escalators in m&s unless they're capable of exiting the disembarkment area in a timely fashion and not causing a massive pile up

apostrophes in plurals, particularly in an official setting

Xmas (as opposed to Christmas)

Haha Mr Erin gets very angry about Xmas!

Spitting
Daily Mail
Daily Mail readers
Crocs
The phrase "at the end of the day".

Sports- especially football

Eastenders (soo boring and predictable)

Spitting

People on FB always updating there a status to say how amazing there life, husband, children, dog, cat,toenail is...ok maybe not toe nail but you hopefully get the jist.

Z list reality stars (bit of a love hate moment)

Those people that try to sell you photo shoots on the street.

Double buggies in small shops on a Saturday afternoon

Parents who let children chase animals - particularly pigeons, ducks and such.

Animal cruelty in all its forms.

Pet shops selling live stock.

Back yard breeders of all animals.

Smoking

Incorrect use of apostrophes and their/there/they're, where/wear, lose/loose etc. These things really bug me!

Drivers that don't indicate

Middle lane hoggers

Leggings

Uggs

Fake tan, hair and nails

I also agree with the feather duvets and pillows. I really struggle to breath properly when I stay at hotels with feathers.

I've seen some pretty bad examples of this in the past ☹️ We reported one 'breeder' to the RSPCA and they said there was nothing they could do... I don't even know how they could say that when we told them all the evidence... I have since seen the same breeder advertising kittens and puppies and it makes me sick. People like that just get away with it. There are people like me who treat their animals like royalty and would do anything to protect any babies they had.

I have also recently seen someone advertising a 'free to good home' pregnant cat. It's just horrible.

Nothing too controversial on my list...

Smoking

Pets

Religion

Used car dealers/Car garages (just tell me the truth goddamit)

Media articles about new *totally amazing* fad diets/exercises/wonder foods

people who are walking in a public place and then suddenly stop

marine fish keeping (Mr RK has a marine tank - I have always felt that the fish should stay in the ocean - many are taken from the wild reefs - now Mr RK is sick I have no idea how to look after it properly which makes me feel even worse for the fish [I am trying to learn])

squirty cream - yuck.

Smoking, reality TV, twerking (wtf?!), Boy bands, tractors trucks or lorries on my commute route, PJ's slippers or dressing gowns in public! Urgent work projects (really? are you sure? are you fibbing AGAIN!)

WOW sorry that got rather ranty of me.

Agree with all of these!
Also

Hunting of any animal (although that probably comes under 2 of your list)
Boybands
Xfactor and all reality tv.
Chinese lanterns..can't wait for the day these are banned in the UK!
Pregnant women smoking.
Also agree with spitting and the people who snort before ?

Onesies! Urgh hate them!

TOWIE and the cast

one direction

'Selfies' saying how terrible the person looks when really they know they look fab and just want complements

woe is me Facebook statuses then when asked what's wrong 'can't say in here' or 'nothing'

me too (horrible early morning kids show on cbeebies with VERY annoying songs)

xfactor

i could go on.....