What's making me rant about FB posts this week...

I'd prefer the bread... ?

But she is a nobber, tell her to join a bakery forum or something where people might actually a give a hoot about her french stick!

This week already annoying my in an influx of cryptic status' (stati?)...'so and so wishes she could turn back time....' and another...'so and so regrets things that have been said'

shut the effin hell up

I've just looked at mine to so what silly stati I have and the very first one is:

Stupid Nobber: Finally some good news

Pal of Stupid Nobber: What is this good news =)?

Stupid Nobber: I'll text you.

?

Mine is currently a live episode of Jeremy Kyle...

such and such's mum won't let him see his child... she is a b!tch... no point going to court as they never rule in the fathers favour... I miss her... and so on... cue lots of photos of "daddy's little girl".

Seriously... just talk to each other rather than slag each other off on facebook, you are not helping your case!

A friend of a friend making lots (a few a day) comments regarding a rival football team to her own, they are in financial trouble and she's posting everyday how delighted she is and they deserve it etc. etc. Not even all the boys who obviously have opinions on this are bothering to make pointless comments on FB over it!

How do I block someones status thread? I'm sure the last time I tried to do this I couldn't find out how so ended up deleting the person!!

I found myself behaving like those annoying people - I was diplomatically told by some friends at the weekend to stop uploading pictures of my dog ? I have listened to their constructive critique but I am finding it very difficult, it will get easier in time I'm sure. ? *hides camera from one's self*

People posting pictures of homemade stuff just makes me jealous that mine isn't as good as his/hers

My favourite today.... "It is strange to have been in a film which won 5 oscars and been on set with the lead actress winner (cutting room floor!) It has to be up there with the other things I have done in my life."

This is a bloke in my drama group. He was on set for about 10 days, walked around, was bored for most of it and got cut from MOST of the scenes. I think his hand might have made an appearance in the film but that's it.

Every day he posts a status about which film set he's on. Not being funny but if at 56 you haven't made it, you're never going to so GIVE UP old man!!

I'll take pictures of dogs before pictures of babies any day!

Don't give me any ammunition AC!

Don't give me any ammunition AC!

Oi, that wasn't me.

But I agree!

Pretty much everything!

AC and ATB separated at birth....

Noooo! Don't deprive me of my daily dose of Ray-ness! ?

Whoops!

Any status with "TOWIE talk" like "Totes Amaze" gives me the rage.

I got emailed this article just before I announced on FB I was pregnant... kinda peed on my chips a bit.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/nov/22/facebook-status-update-im-pregnant

It's made me think twice about how much baby related stuff I post. It's difficult when you are excited though.

I know HT how unfair. I have at least 4 totally cute pics that I just need to show you but I have to wait at least a few days let people digest the last lot and then I'll be good to go.?

FB statuses give me the rage most of the time!

WSS. I like seeing pictures of him. He's so cute.

Thanks Bazza, I'm not that much of a looser then ?

with people i am chuffed for (ie people like your fine self) i enjoy reading updates (as long as they not gross) . its when they are every 5 minutes and about things like fat ankles, discharge and smells that i dont like!!

? Why would anyone do that?

i dont know panj, i am blaming pregnancy hormones!!

This!!!

Why do I need to know the gross stuff... ! Nice happy things are fine!

I just think some people are miserable, if you are happy and proud of something why can't you share it, it's much better to hear about those type of things than what someone is having for their tea or how fuming they are but they don't tell you why!

I have a very slim and beautiful friend who is CONSTANTLY moaning on FB about being fat and how much she has eaten and how she CBA to go to the gym. I do all those moans too but I am probably 4 stone heavier than her and feel more entitled.

I have someone on my facebook who regularly updates us on the boils on her arse.. I kid you not. She has names for them and everything. She also once posted about a missing tampon (Inside her!)..

? i may have vommed in my mouth a little

What a charmer ?

You told me that you liked my statuses! LIAR!!!

How is that even possible?

<coughs> bucket <coughs>