Who wants a NYE drink?

I'll have a nice voddy lime and lemonade please Rae!? I'm just about to have a wee glass of wine with my Mummy. OH and my dad are in the pub and OH is supposed to be making dinner ?

Errrmmm a joke...... ermmmm....

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?.... He had nobody to go with!! lol ?

Happy new year everyone!!

Lxx

I'd better just have a coke as I'm still sat at my desk ☹️ please

What's brown and sticky???

A stick!!! (worst joke ever but still a joke!!lol)

Awww Jem poor you stuck at work!!

I was going to crack that joke. lol? Lxx

Coming up girls! Mine's a soft drink for now too as I am just about to leave work - yippee!

My joke is: What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt...

0... 8... Geddit?! ?

Lol I didnt get it until you explained it ?

We were on the train last night coming home from dinner and a wee boy said to another wee boy (not a joke btw!!) if you say cheese slowly it sounds like guilible you try it and the wee boy sat for ages saying Chhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee. lol I couldn't help laughing at him... lol

Lxx

I'll have a champers please. OH is seriously getting on my nerves so i'll have a drink. I did have a couple of dirty jokes but they'll probably get removed so....

How you make a hotdog stand?

Remove it's chair.

Boom boom! Have a good one everybody! x

?

Champers please!

My favourite joke:

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre .... so the barman gives her one

Ok I think I need this one explained. I must be really daft......?

Lxxx

Ooohhh champers please lol

As for a joke this comes courtisy of my 6 year old

Why did the banana go to the hospital??? Because it wasnt peeling well PMSL

xxx

HAhahaaha I love that one!!!!?

Lxxx

I will have a white wine and lomonade to start with please!!!

Hmmmmm.... cant think of a joke.... but love the ones told already....

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE x

You'll need to google a joke i'm afraid!! lol

Lxx

No joke, no drink!

?

Loving the double entendre one, fancyfree was it? Yours is my favourite so far!

Ok, im dying on a drink........

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He said: "Call for backup."

Thank goodness for google.....??????

Nic x

Go on then, I'll let ya!

Anymore before I head out for a takeaway? Will prob be back here v quickly as OH appears to be coming down with a bug which I'm sure my family don't want!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiL79oxxfIE

theres my joke. Can I have a Baileys please????

HAHA, so funny... I love that!!!! :-)

Im currently sipping a red wine whilst OH makes me a 3 course NYE dinner (he is getting PROPER stressed in the kitchen tho....). What Id like is a nice bloody mary.

I have a joke that makes me laugh loads but thats because I watch too many Japanese cartoons, so apologies if no one gets it...

How do you get pikachu on a bus?....... POKE HIM ON!

xx

Just popped in to say Happy New Year to all you Brides to be! (and steal any drinks that may be left on the bar even though I don't have a joke).

Its 1pm in the afternoon on New Years Day here so I don't think its too early to start drinking again ?