Who's more popular, Jesus Christ or Jordan?

<Harry Hill moment> Jesus Christ or Jordan? Only one way to find out! FIGHT!!! <Harry Hill moment>

Sorry but i just couldn't resist! ?

? Jesus would obviously feel obliged to turn the other cheek so hardly a fair fight.

I doubt we'll still be talking about Jordan in 2000 years. At least I hope she soonfades into the obscurity she deserves. So I think I'll side with the Son of God on this one.

I doubt the overwhelming majority of the world's population has been talking about Jordan now! ?

Does she have any profile outside the UK, or areas with a large British expat population?

This is where we need that gameshow featured on "You Have Been Watching" (it's on 4od if you haven't seen it) - they have geeks and computers to answer this exact question, then they stage a fight between the two competitors. Only way to settle it, it's far too close to call otherwise [rolls eyes]

Well I can reassure you that hardly any people in SA have heard of Jordan. To the point that it is quite a popular name here for baby boys and girls! ?

The question should be 'who's more fake?'

<snort>

I can happily live without either of them, really.

Well, it depends on whether you're talking about Jesus Christ the real-life historical figure who expressed a lot of controversial political and social ideas and got executed for it, or about 'Jesus Christ', the mythical creation of some of his more excitable followers, who pulled off an amazing PR coup in managing to convince billions of people that he was some kind of deity - despite the rather blatant lack of evidence.