Out with work last night to say goodbye to old boss and hello to new boss - had a few bottles of wine as you do.....
I was chatting to new boss and told her I used to have singing lessons - which is true - and that I was really good at singing opera - which is not true. Why I said that I have no idea.
She then tells me she loves opera - oops! There was a really good pianist in the restaurant so she asked me to sing some opera..... I said, yeah, no problem! So stood up, made up some words and sang opera stylee ? When I finished I got a huge round of applause from everyone in the restaurant!
Do you think I could become the next Maria Callas?????? ?
Getting hammered with work colleagues is baaaaaad - last week on another night out I said to old boss - 'So, which one if us fcuking cnuts is going to be made reduncant next' - pure class Sparks, pure class. Luckilly he roared with laughter and sent me an email the next day to say I made his night with that comment! I was expecting a P45! ?