Win a Dream wedding worth £25.000

That's a shame - my dream wedding would cost £50,000. Thanks anyway....

If you had spelt website correctly, I might just have believed you..... *ahem*

And those that don't have a magazine exclusive....

My wedding shoes cost me £25,000. I couldn't justify buying the expensive pair.

And that's £25,000 a shoe....

That's nothing - my eyelashes cost £30,000 as small children from Outer Mongolia threaded them together using angel's tears and gold sourced from Tutankhamun's tomb.

I'm splashing out £100,000 so Chas N' Dave can play during our drinks reception....

Technically, as they've put a . not a , this prize is only worth £25. My wedding costs way more than that!

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I use a use a roll of £50 notes amounting to £25,000 per roll to wipe my bum with

Don't forget the pearly Kings and Queens, Moo.

Maybe it's just me but surely the more people that enter, the lower the chances of winning, so why advertise something (particularly as a first post) that damages your chance of winning?

Pearly Kings and Queens? We're inviting THE Queen to ours. It'll cost more than £25,000 for the Swan and Noodle Doodles buffet we're ordering.

They're coming too.

Christopher Biggins has offered to be Master Of Ceremonies for £200,00, but he has to be dressed as a dame...

A dream wedding for £25???? If you used the right punctuation maybe people would believe it!!

Christopher Biggins??? Christopher ruddy Biggins? What about The Blessed? No microphone required AND he could decorate his beard.

Winner, do you know that spam makes Baby Jesus cry? Are you happy with that on your conscience? Are you? Hmmm?

And you have a USP, Tricks. Don't forget your Captain Winky.

i read that as 'biggest nob' !!!!!!!!!!!!?

The mazing hiding thread...one min its there...one min its not....someone call the fun police please- a few of you on here are enjoying yourelves a bit too much.

Me and The Biggins have history - I have seen him in bright pink lycra after all. (TRUE FACT)

Would look like a badly made neon sausage, I imagine.

the funny thing is is if someone quotes them in their reply the quote isn't edited so this posters web link is still there on the thread!

Have you booked your flights to Bangkok yet, Tricks? I'm sure Moo would love to see your man veg.

Was your nickname as a kid Trio as well?

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Im hitching along as some sort of solo PR agencey for the man/woman. Ive got slogans and pom poms and everything.

I have man bits too remember - another thing we have in common...

We are SO going to be on Jezza Kyle!

Mini - will be easier to refer to Tricks as a "shim". They are gonna love Tricks in Bangkok.

Oh no- im gonna have to re-write the jingles. Literally minuites of hard work wasted. Sad times.

Oooh I dunno you know. You might have the man bits but do you have all your own teeth? If so, I don't think they'll let you on as poor dentistry appears to be a prerequisite!

THANK YOU!!!!! This post has brightened my crappy day no end....the replies are hilarious guys....xxx