Worst FB status

I don't dislike ALL of them although some make me cringe, but what I hate most are the ones that are written by people who don't understand how the third person works. "Deirdre Dimwit is going to work to earn me some money". To earn HERSELF some money, you MORON!

You missed my baybeh one then. Mine are always dull.

It's a school friend of mine too - oooh did we go to school together?

I am going to play!

I must admit that there is a certain individual whose status I track very closely, just to make sure he isn't anywhere near where I'm at ?

Tis ok at the moment. He's looking forward to going to Canada, I can relax.

I've got one who's a teacher, and only ever posts teaching related statuses (statii?) - "X has finished all her marking", "X is counting the days till half-term", "X only has three lesson plans left to do" yadda yadda - it's someone who I'm not really in touch with much and it makes me think she has nothing else going on in her life!

? Loofy

A friend of mine went through a phase recently of using his status to constantly declare his love for his new girlfriend and she did the same. It was getting toe curlingly nauseating - "C loves his favourite girlie S and can't wait to see her again for huggles tonight" etc. Pass the bucket, what a pair of twee twats, I don't know if someone has had a word but they've toned it down a bit for now thank heavens!