Wot No Apprentice Thread

What happened to our favourite tag? It's not on the front page any more - and it's no less relevant or topical!

"Whats a breakers yard?"

Off to a flying start then.?

Excellent - Michael Sophocles-Goldstein is a team leader, which will give him loads of opportunities to get fired.

Fear not, Mr JK, we'll have it back on the front page in a jiffy.

Please let Michael Sophocles-Khan-Goldstein go this evening. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease.

Oh, Alex, saying this is your forte is surely the kiss of death ?

Ooh! hes flagging, maybe its all too much for his ego to keep bullshitting week after week

We are eagle eyed on this one tonight - MrJMP is on film at Canary Wharf when they try to sell the cars.

And get rid of Lucinda to boot. Does she think everybody is out to get her all the time. Stop griping woman.

Lucinda did suggest the raffle, and it may not be a big thing right now, but if it wins them the task it will be.

Eh? why is this on tonight? It's not wednesday? I'm well hacked off. I've missed the first 15 minutes now.

But that includes about 10 minutes of recap...

Michael has given up has'nt he?

MMmm I'm not liking Lee tonight. If they lose I reckon Suralan will pick up on him being unsupportive and not listening to Luncinda.

Michael can't be arsed!

Can she not sell on her own? Does she need someone to hold her hand??

I'm no salesperson, but surely if you have three team members and two of them are 'sales people', you don't leave the person who hasn't done sales to sell on their own.

Maybe it's just me...

So where's these raffle tickets then?

Does Suralan not favor the sellers though? Might not bode well for Lucinda

Michael in a fruit and veg market

To be honest, I don't know who I think is the bigger wanker - Alex or Michael. Either way, I'll be happy if the team leader of the loosing team is fired.

Has he just left that car there?

he is an ar$e

'can I come with you to your meeting?' ?

I can't believe Michael was trying to stalk that poor man all the way to his meeting!

Fucking hell, Michael ?

Oh Lucinda ?

Now Lucinda is selling the wrong car [:'(]

JK has suggested that London has about 800 million better places for potential customers than Portobello Market.

Personally, I think that's an understatement.

Michael has given up

Alex is too busy posing

Lucinda does not have a clue

and Lee is annoying and useless.

So Clur to win, then?

Wtf are they doing?! lee is SO the wrong person to be selling something like this. he sounds thick, and looks awful. and wtf didnt they just go to broadgate? god that michael is thick. argh

This is really quite hilarious.

I think clur is in with a good shout

A Zona?

Clur and Helene by the looks of things.