Wot no Apprentice thread?

Yup - and the rumour mill says that someone gets caught lying on their CV.

(rubs hands in gleeful anticipation)

Oooh, that's exciting....

3 getting fired as well!

Oh God. I would cry in an interview like this. He is a hard nut. ?

That's harsh! ?

yeah, but she drives me nuts!

It said earlier that Lucinda earns £100k a year already, I find that really hard to believe.

Good God, how about he listens.

Ooh, has Clur LIED?

PMSL at Clurr and her wet knickers.

How old is Alex?

Oh God, Alex's interview is toe-curling.

Fluent English at 24! 14 years at private school, so he's cleverer than what the other plebs is!

I mean, I've thought he was a tosser from the start, but do the people who claimed to fancy him still do so after that?

Damn left the room for a second, what did I miss?

Helene has an awful potty mouth

I was beginning to warm to Helene then, until she referred to the others as gobshites!

How can it be that any of these utter, utter numpties is earning more than £15K a year? How? Do they get paid more than me because they've got brass bloody necks?

<sheesh>

Swearing in an interview must be a complete and utter no-no, surely? Or is it more acceptable in higher paid jobs like this?

I think if I swore in an interview by mistake, I would just walk out with the shame ?

I think I heard somewhere he's 24

Go Helene! Wow, she is the only one of the lot to have performed well in this.

Oh, and the other northern girl who's name I can't remember, they didn't highlight any faults apart from 'not a strong negotiator'

I think Bridget Jones will definitely be sacked. God, her voice is so irritating!

I was wondering that!

Lucinda is digging herself into a hole I think...

The fact that Alex is a bit of a twat doesn't mean he's suddenly turned into Mr Bean, he still has lovely lips ?

Really? well spotted. ?

No, in an interview for a highly paid job, it's highly acceptable - expected even! Along with pteradactyl noises.?

I noticed her swearing but I think compared to the rest of them, if anything, she will have gained respect for the swearing. It didn't seem that bad to me given the situation - I think it was better to show a bit of balls unlike the rest of them.

The TWENTY FOUR YEAR OLD has anger issues.

oh yes, loving the lips.?

I don't fancy Alex. However, I think fancying someone is quite superficial - I like Rufus Sewell providing he is not speaking his own mind, the man really comes across as a half-wit, doesn't make him less visually pleasing though.

How could he not have spell-checked it!!!!

Oh and ps I thought the dinosaur thing was really horrid to do that to him (I know none of their names!) and I felt quite uncomfortable watching it. Really underhand. How will they expect him to perform in the rest of the interview by doing that at the start?

Grammarrical <sic> errors ?

oh no!!! Cringe!!

LEE LIED!

Oopsy daisy..

What a pillock!