Would you rather..?

I would rather.....

Have hands for feet and fingers for toes. Think how much more we could do. Besides which I have more arthritis in toes than fingers so double win! Having been mugged by a swan (didn't know beaks had serated edge which cut and bruised my leg through my jeans) the idea of a cow sized duck scares me a little (ok a lot) so 50 duck size cows please. I will of course have four hands to deal with them. Plus cows are usually friendly.

I cannot make the same vow that no wine has been involved at my end. ????

Sorry I can't think of another my brain is pickled.

Ha ha, an interesting concept!

- I'd rather have hands for feet. I'd assume we'd need protective gloves so we can get around without scraping skin, but hopefully there'll be less cheese!

- Likewise, fingers for toes.

- a rather terrifying prospect either way! I've had some bad experiences with swans and geese, like Jayne, so I think it would have to be the 50 cows...

Okay, questions:

- would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?

- read another language or speak another language?

- have impossibly long nostril or ear hair?

Would love to be able to fly but invisible would be fun. However thinking skinny dipping on a busy beach would I be 'visible' when wet? I'm sticking to flying thanks.

I would like to be able to speak better Spanish as reading s easier.

Definitely not the long nostril hair (think of the snot) I will chose long earhair which I can plait and add nice beads to thanks lol.

Would you rather live in a crowded metropolis or a dessert island?

Big boobs or small boobs?

A giraffe for a pet or a tiger?

Haha, well - I think I'd rather be able to turn invisible - think of all the mischief you could get up to.

I also think I'd like to be able to speak another language - I'd love to learn Italian but I don't have the time or the patience. Does anyone know any other languages?

I'd have to go for long ear hair as I could hide it in my hair- maybe plait it for decoration!

I'm gonna go for a crowded metropolis because I get so bored by my self. Big boobs definitely (but how big). I've lost nearly three stone and think it's all come off my boobs.

Pet giraffe anyday.

Would you rather:

- Eat spam for the rest of your life, or eat dog food for a month?

I speak restaurant Spanish does that count. I can count to 12 the i know 20 and 30 so that pretty much dictates how much petrol in the car lol. I manage but wish I spoke more Spanish. With proper grammar.

I would rather eat spam. Maybe I could fry it with eggs? And be like a house side very quickly. Assuming I can light a fire on my deserted island. Actually the desert island was mine so it would have a big house with all mod cons and just no people. But WiFi so whatsap and Hitched lol. Had big boobs. Fancy smaller one new for a change.

Giraffes all the way for me too. I loves giraffes.

God it's hot here today!

Swim in the sea r in a pool

Ice lolly r ice cream