Would you think this person weird...?

Yes. A fun person to wind up though? More details would be spiffing.

Who have you upset Lois?! Link please!

Yes, I would find it odd. Then again, I remember things from a long time back too. Sometimes!

More than a bit weird - I mean, that's quite a grudge.

Details?!

More than a little odd, and not a bit creepy I would say. But I'm far too dull to have a stalker, so well done you on that count!

I don't think I want to wind up a nutter, tbh!

I have clearly made an impression on someone though!

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Just a little bit odd. You must have really made an impression on her, Lois. Whadya do this time? And do you want us to come over and 'sort 'er owt?' [Hitched Kleek Posse]

This is why I use different names on different forums. Not that I'm in the least bit interesting, but even so .. just in case!

It's a him! Anyway, if I thought he was a nobchops a few years ago, I have just been proven right ? I can't even remember what it was about (something on planning)

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The cake woman's husband?

It's not Mr Debbie Bones Cakes (Surrey), is it? ?

No - how would he manage to single any one person out? ? He was hilarious though. This is someone I can't even remember, I just vaguely recall the name

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[whispers]Pssst. Lois! It's dead easy to find the forum you are talking about ?[/whispers]

he's just a knob. ignore him.

I have some vague memory of a run in between you and a photographer but can't think who. That one?

Waaaaah, purlease don't anyone pile in there! This is what I get for cheating on hitched. Forgive me Darren, for I have sinned.

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God, there's a guy out there... He posts on very nearly every forum I post on apart from this one obviously (or did). He has views and interests almost identical to mine, comes from NI and is with the same ISP. This has led many people, in various fora to believe that we are the same person with two accounts. To be honest, I sometimes wonder if I'm not having paranoid disassociation and posting as him at times, so uncanny are the similarities. (Last one was when the Anthony Hopkins Bladerunner ad for Sky started running, I googled to see if I could find a video clip and the first hit was him raving about it on another forum I use.).

Okay. All very well. Could even be funny. Except - He's a card carrying member of the BNP. Posts to "White Pride" sites (using the same 'handle' that people assume is my alter-ego) And also has a nice line in NI related sectarian 'banter' particularly, unfortunately on sites related to Irish rugby.

A while back, on a tellybox discussion channel the issue of me having two ID's, came up and resulted in quite a "heated debate", which he sat on the sidelines and watched. He then *sigh* started to propogate the idea on other forums that we were the same person.... Why? I have no idea, perhaps to curry favour on those where I'm 'known' in real life to some degree.... Anyway. The amount of grief it caused me (occasionally spilling into the wider world) was phenomenal. Eventually a fairly skilled mod on one forums (actually the same TV one) used his monitoring tools to definitively state that we were not at the same location....

Anyhow, this dates back several years and on those fora we both still use there's a kind of omerta. He got barred from one or two, I voluntarily stopped using a couple where he was regular/popular.

The upshoot is, if we run across each other at a new or neutral forum, he kicks off in the most vitriolic fashion available. It's sometimes put to bed by pointing onlookers in the direction of old threads on other boards. Sometimes it's just better to delete the account.

The really scary thing is, we're so alike in terms of vitrually everything else and the is such a wee country, we must ross paths in the real world. I'm never shy about popping mugshots on my profiles..... So he knows what I look like,,,,,,?

erm..one of those, there were a couple at the time

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Well, unless things escalate to absurd proportions, you win Nick!

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Aaaah that nobber....

how strange to hold that much of a grudge for that long, his poor brain must be hurting inside from storing it all up

On the plus side - all that pressure that's been building up over 4 or so years - he must feel SO much better today, getting it off his chest ?

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Odd indeed and clearly you made an impression for him to remember that far back.
However... I didn't decapitate you to go gallivanting headless around forums on other sites willy-nilly you know ?

I also found out yesterday that your decapitation of me relates directly to a quotation from Family Guy - so people think my name is from that. I should give you a credit nicolaaa.

Now, is this person going to attempt to make me actually headless irl?

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You need to put them right! as I recall [pinches bridge of nose and goes into daydream sequence]...

I think it was a Friday afternoon. I can't even remember what you did to become headless but I did it with a big chopper (fnar fnar). You were slowest and leafy before that. ahh happy days.

Oh yes, i was a leaf licker! Sophie M cured me

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That is the title for your autobiography sorted then. "SophieM cured me"

well, that's one of life's burning questions sorted then ? Stalker? Are you there? Will you be buying my book?

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My sleuth skills are not good enough to find the forum post in question, but I have a question anyway.

I've been here 8 years and still don't know. Where did Piss Off Lois come from?

I think it was in the days of jennaaiiiiiii/Giovanna, but I wouldn't swear to it

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That is definitely looper behaviour!

My nose is bothering me and I really want to know what the looper has posted! lol

It's nothing exciting - they have suggested I haven't a clue about my business, ask too many questions and they 'don't want to run my business for me'. Which would be fine but it is so randomly out of kilter with reality that it was only when i saw their name I clicked what was really going on. Nutter.
They would've been better of saying 'you're a smug, patronising cow' tbh, I wouldn't have given it a second thought then

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I think I've found the site, but not the forum or the post. If I'm right, they even have their own Taz !

It sounds like the guy in question has issues. By the bucketload.

Ooh, Lois, he was rude much.

I think you are right, i think 'oh piss off lois' was a jenaaiiaiiaiaiiaiiiiiiiiiiiism

I remember the name, I think.

My only real forum crossover, apart from one lovely person now on BT, was the blind DJ. Anyone remember him? ?