I seem to get a lot of these ?. Here's just a few...
(on a first date) - 'you look really like someone famous. Oh, I know, it's Bjork. It must be because you're cross-eyed like her'
(from an ex, in a 'love letter' sent whilst we were dating) - "you're so beautiful, if you get any more beautiful you'll go full circle and be ugly."
(from the current Mr FW, during a discussion about who looks the youngest - he's three days older than me) - "I think you look young because of your teeth. You know, they're like kids' teeth, with little gaps between them."
I'm going off to stick my head in the oven now ?
Anyone else wish to share?
