Bank has lost my Marriage certificate

Legally your marriage is void & you have to re marry to get a new certificate.

Or

You just except it's lost & apply for a new one (it's only a piece of paper)

I think I'd be onto the bank manager (or whatever the telephone equivalent is these days!) requesting that they pay for a replacement. Don't know whether they will but it seems only fair really.

Thanks for the replies. I will speak to the bank manager and see what happens.

I use fake tan a lot and the only time it's ever gone streaky was with that Gok-recommended one. I couldn't believe it when I saw it on there the other night.

One way I've found of removing fake tan is a long, hot bath with loads of bubbles and then drying myself vigorously with a towel. This was an accidental discovery and I hadn't actually intend to remove the fake tan but it worked.

i'm sure beauty will find that helpful ?

The new Hitched claims another victim......

Oops, pressed something and my text took a course of steroids ?

How do I make it small again?

Oh no - how did that happen ?

There was me happily thinking that I was getting to grips with this new Hitched - obviously not.