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Lumpy Golightly
Expert February 2003

Claudia Winkleman

Lumpy Golightly, 13 March, 2009 at 21:04 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 20

She looks awful! Put some lippy on love! (And a cardi.)

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Latest activity by Sunset21, 14 March, 2009 at 08:05
  • Knownowt
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    I think her hair is looking ten times better than normal though, without that stupid heavy fringe.

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  • Gryfon
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    Mr G was wondering whether that dress was designed to show that she has nothing on top...and she needs to eat more pies!

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  • Melancholie
    Beginner December 2014
    Melancholie ·
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    She needs to sack whoever recommended that dress. H said she looks like she's wearing a doily!

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  • Baby Buns
    Beginner September 2007
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    I was just thinking there was an excess of collar bone

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  • NickJ
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    She looks like she s been liberated from belsen. and lose the panda eye make up too, its looks ridiculous. madam says cool shoes though

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  • Knownowt
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    I think she wants to channel Jean Shrimpton- propensity to fringe, dark eyes, pale lips. I don't think the look really works though unless you're:

    a. extremely beautiful; and

    b. 18 ?

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  • NickJ
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    Its the looking through the fringe, the fake laugh, the overall insincerity. the wholly manufactured and "arnet i quirky" look. i cant bear her.

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  • RuthG
    Beginner July 2004
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    I knew someone woul post on here about it ? The dress looks hideous on her, looks like she's slept in and grabbed the quilt cover on the way out of the house!

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  • catcat
    Beginner April 2007
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    H has told me to let you know that he thinks she looks like a cuttlefish!

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  • Knownowt
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    WTF is Gary barlow wearing? He looks like the *** child of Robocop and Frank Bough.

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  • Zebra
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    I always think she looks dreadful ?

    Cut your fringe, wear flattering make-up and stop wtih the insincere seriousness.

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  • NickJ
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    i thought he was channeling val doonican

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  • WIseMonkey
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    Hair cut doesn't suit her. I think she needs a fringe.

    Yup i agree, she needs some lippy. the dress looks awful on her.

    But i'm with Zebra. I always think she looks terrible. Shame because she could look stunning.

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  • betty
    Beginner September 2007
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    I always thought she looked pretty good, especially her hair.?....although don't think I've seen her in anything since CH 4 liquid news or whatever it was called. She hasn't aged well then?

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  • jelly baby
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    That dress is hideous - it looks like a load of dishclothes sewn together.

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  • Lillythepink
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    Her eyes are (I think) a really pretty colour, but she wears too much eyeliner, so they always look squinty/cross-eyed and too small, like pissholes in the snow.

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  • Fruit Gum.
    Beginner May 2007
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    ? at this thread. We've always called her Claudia Sqintleman!

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  • Foo
    Beginner June 2014
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    Aww, I was just saying to Mr Foo that I really like CW, maybe she is my unlikely soft spot. ? I think she seems fun, I'd like to go to the pub with her. Agree about the fringe though.

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  • Knownowt
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    I like her too, but I don't like her look.

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  • Foo
    Beginner June 2014
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    Did you see her on CBeebies the other day? Her eyelashes made her fringe flick every time she blinked, it was maddening. ?

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  • Sunset21
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    I can't concentrate when she's on. She's really thin but most of all its her eyes, they're so shadowed up that they look like they're almost shut, it's really off-putting.

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