do you break wind in bed?

What a lovely question.

Lets just say I would admire a person who can honestly contain bodily gases to certain times/locations ?

Like a dyspeptic horse

On my own, yes, when I have company, never, ever, ever!!

All the time! Mr W wasn't impressed this morning when he moved the duvet and 'broke the seal'...

Yes but then we both sleep in separate beds in different bedrooms so it doesnt make a difference!

We break wind in front of each other at home if we are feeling a need (better out than in) but when we have guests or are with others then no we dont, I'll go to the loo if Im in desperate need.

"dutch oven" ?

The answer to that question is yes, we both do! ?

Theres nothing worse than holding farts in IMO.

And im not ashamed to admit it! ?

I don't get this "not-farting-in-front-of-your-partner" thing at all.

How can you be intimate with someone, but leave the room to break wind? Unfortunately, everytime I roll over and we do spoonies, the pressure makes a trump brew. So long as I give him chance to move before doing it, he doesn't mind. And if I was bothered by farting, I married the wrong man. He's in the process of teaching the girls how to throw "pump grenades"

Pump Grenades??? Do explain!!!

WLTP said - At the begining of the relationship it is embarassing but holding it in is horrible, it hurts!

If it's just H amd me, yes, and often competitively. Especially now I'm up the duff and my digestion has gone haywire.

In polite company, certainly not. I'll hold it in until I can sneak off to the loo.

This morning as we were leaving for work my husband let rip in the porch, after the inner door had been closed, thus trapping the most evil fart in our lovely new porch. I bet it'll still be there wating for me when I get home ?

You mime pulling a pin out of a grenade with your teeth and throwing it. Then you block your ears and fart, the noise of the fart being the explosion.

Genius! I'll have to try that next time I feel a trip to Trumpton coming on....

Its better than "Pull my finger" !!! Hahaha!

And my 'Listen to this, too good to miss, da da da da dah da <fart>' song........

..........swiftly followed by the 'Here comes another just like the other, da da da da dah da <fart>' ?

I am happy to admit that i break wind in bed. trumpty trump trump.

i am also not shy about parping away in front of S, but never when out with friends or family. i have an image to uphold. poor S.

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We both do, him much more so than me though!

I do and its bad really bad!! ? I do it anywhere in front of H, friends whoever- I once had a very embarrassing moment trying to hold it in cause i was too embarrased to let it out when i first got together with H so never again will i hold it in!!

We try not to in a desperate effort to keep the romance and mystery in our relationship (I blame my mother for instilling this into me) but since I had our son all mystery and dignity has vanished along with the fact our 3 week old has the loudest and most violent farts I have ever heard so I have a feeling the no fart zone in out house is well and truly out the window!