Do you remember the first time you parped in front of your OH?

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Just asked my OH. He said it was Christmas at my mum's house, I was playing Mario Kart and sneezed and one slipped out. How does anyone remember stuff like that?

Haha i fart all the time but OH hates it i wouldn't be surprised if i farted after a couple of dates...he on the other hand never farts (well not in front if me anyway).... we had probably been together for 6 months and I had never heard him fart, then we went on holiday to Thailand on the last day of the holiday we went for a romantic walk along the beach when all of a sudden he let out a massive fart he was devastated and I was rolling on the floor laughing my head off! ?

I never have in front of him! ? and we have been together 10 years lol. Must be because 'I'm a laydeeeeeee!' obviously...

It just wouldn't feel right I don't think. Although I do wee in front of him with no qualms. Not just anywhere, I mean on the loo

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I'll have to ask him if he remembers the first time I actually did (I don't!)

I do remember the first time I really really needed to though but couldn't bring myself to, I had to excuse myself to the toilet!!!!

I don't remember at all...but will have to ask him! Although I do it allllll the time in front of him, so he probably won't remember the first time as there've been so many ?
He hates it when I do though....I get threats of being made to sleep on the sofa! haha. I try to explain it just means I am so comfortable around him, but he tells me I shouldn't be and a lady should have *some* secrets from a man, her farts being one of them ?

I can't remember when the first one was but I very rarely do.

He, on the other hand, trumps in front of me constantly. And then thinks I want to smell them/discuss them. I don't.

I've just asked him. He said "I cant remember properly. I know you used to go and hide in the toilet to do it, and then I just said I can hear you through the wall anyway, just do it out here. So you did! Now you're a right trumpet trousers." Nice. ?

I remember, but I'm not sure he does. We had been together for about a year and and it was the teeniest tinest most lady-like fart but he couldn't stop laughing. He had spent the last year complaining that I never farted so it was very unexpected. I thought I would die of embarassment at the time.

hahahahahahaha!!!!

Love this!

I just asked him, he gave me a fob off answer but he did say he used to hold his farts in to begin with and then when he left my house he'd let rip!!!

Haha, we had this conversation the other day, neither of us could remember though. We fart in front of each other so much, I don't know how couples who don't fart in front of each other manage to hold it in! ?

The running joke in our house is that I'm very good at multi-tasking; laughing and farting at the same time. OH says he knows when I find something really funny as I cant help but trump at the same time.

I thought I was really bad until I had my LO. He puts grown men to shame!

I have done too many to mention. I just asked H and he confirmed this by saying 'I can't narrow it down' We were great friends before we were lovers so that's my excuse!

I've never parped infront of the OH and we've been together for 5 years. I'm a bit odd because I don't parp in public, not even infront of close family.

Hahahaha

we always fart in front of each other.

Ah cheers BV for a wonderful thread. I have actually been laughing aloud.

I am def the "trumpet trousers" in our relationship. I blame it on my IBS. Or the cat.

I have Crohn's and also blame the cat. Or use the line 'it's not my fault, I've got a condition'

Cant remember the first time I did though.

Most embarrassing fart ever. I was on holiday in Malta with my best friend. Despite it being 35 degrees, I had the most awful cold. We were on the beach and I sneezed and farted, very loudly at the same time. The Swiss group of people on the loungers next to us could not contain their giggles. I was mortified.

A lot of cat blaming going on!

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Well sometimes it actually IS the cat! Although he only does SBDs, never noisy "botty burps" as my children used to call them.

Haha Kirst!

Whenever H trumps we now both say 'Buster!'.

I never used to, in general really... but apparently I did a lot in my sleep! ?

I still surprise myself now if it happens, I get embarrassed, he laughs his head off!

We have no shame - OH and I even have competitions sometimes. He will always win.

See, to me that's not fair game as you can't help it when you're asleep! Naughty Mr C for pointing this out!

Haha my H says I do this all the time too. I've been known to wake myself up. Mortifying.

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Waaaahahahaha!

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MrMini seems to think I will be impressed the louder/smellier the farts. I am not.

The first time was after a large vino consumption on my part (so any normal day of the week) I was being sick, quite violently into the loo, sat on the cold tiled bathroom floor. MrMini was supportively rubbing my back.

The as I was *really* retching, a fart slipped out. All the pushing you know? But on the tile floor it sounded so loud. MrMini tactfully said "I will pretend I didn't hear that."

Hahah see my thinking is if you're gonna fart on his leg in your sleep against your will, whats the point in hiding it when you're sitting watching TV?

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That's love right there for you