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Blonde Viki
Beginner July 2012

Do you remember the first time you parped in front of your OH?

Blonde Viki, 11 June, 2012 at 18:54

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And do you think he does? ? I only ask because the cat just farted so loud he scared himself out of the room... This led OH to say that he remembered the first time I parped in his presence. We were sat on the floor at the end of his bed (in the house he used to share with mates) and after a bit of...

And do you think he does?

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I only ask because the cat just farted so loud he scared himself out of the room... This led OH to say that he remembered the first time I parped in his presence. We were sat on the floor at the end of his bed (in the house he used to share with mates) and after a bit of a nudging 'fight' he rolled me over and lay on top of me, he accidentally put too much weight on my stomach and a parp kind of just happened...!! I can't believe he remembers this (or that he would compare Loki's squeaky stinky cat farts to this...)

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  • *Mini*
    Beginner January 2012
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    He's a gem aint he?

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  • PinkLady3
    Beginner September 2014
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    I laughed so much whilst reading this. Hilarious!

    My h2b's parents have been together for roughly 18 years and have never parped in front of one another.

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  • Mrs Bass
    Beginner March 2011
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    It took a good few years! i used to leave the room when i needed too!

    He also used to point out that used to do it in my sleep! no idea the first time but i do now!

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  • Enjayee
    Beginner April 2013
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    ? that really tickled me, haha!

    My fiancé absolutely loves farting. Sometimes he does a countdown to them, sometimes he presses my nose as a 'button' ... always something. I shouldn't find it funny but I really do ?

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