Do you/Would you wee in front of your OH?

Nooooooooo!

OH came home from work the other day while I was in the bath and need a wee so I had to submerge under water until he left.

Although it might just be me that's strange (I can't have anybody talking to me when I go either- it freaks me out)

Wee yes, poo no

We wee in front of each other. Definitely couldn't do a number 2 in front of him though!

Of course! No poos though.

Just me then ?

Yep, no poos though.

Except when I was giving birth... Couldn't help that.

MrMini was talking to me through the bathroom door whilst I wee'd I reminded him that we have only been married for 8 months. Too soon for this.

This!

No but there has never been a need to, i've always lived in a house with a separate downstairs loo aswell as a one in the bathroom. I have gone in front of the cat because i can't get her out of the bathroom sometimes. i probably would if i was desperate.

For me, wee yes, poo no. For him, both no.

No, neither of us. I think he's probably more "squeamish" about it than I am though.

DEFINITELY no pooing.

This is standard. Its not a proper wee unless at least 2 cats are watching me. FML.

I'd wee in front of him if I had to but definitely not poo

I prefer not to wee in front of him but I will if I have to. I had to wee in front of a friend once, but she was passed out on my bathroom floor. And she had just wee'd in front of me in the street.

I'm fine weeing in front of friends.

One sits outside the door crying if i don't let her in, she is mental though. As for peeing in front of friends that weirds me out i've been told i'm strange because i've never shared a toilet cubicle on a night out, i don't see why you would.

Sometimes Bella tries to sit on my knee whilst I am on the loo. Its all kinds of inappropriate.

Wee yes, all the time. Poo no, never. He frequently does both when I am around though and never closes the bathroom door!

Sharing a cubicle with your pals on a drunken night out is standard, yes?

I thought so, though not sure why with hindsight.

Lola does this all the time, it's quite weird.

I wee in front of him but no pooing.

Apparently so, i'm the odd one but thinking about it i've never really done the go to the loo in a group/pair thing i just go when i need to alone

My old cat once leaped onto my knee while me and ex were DTD on the sofa. I don't know how she balanced there for more than a second but she did and I was halfway between laughing and screaming as her claws gripped tighter and tighter...

As to the original question, yes we wee in front of each other. That doesn't bother me. I don't like it if OH poos with the door open, mianly as he stinks. I also wouldn't want him breathing in my poo particles so have never attempted a poo in front of him.

Does anyone else's OH spend excessive amouts of time having a poo? Like as in, he will play a game on his ipad or phone and stay in there for over 40 minutes. I don't think my OH is normal, I have never known other men take so long and enjoy the alone time so thoroughly. Do I need a new thread to ask this?

The other day MrMini and I were getting jiggy (in bed though, not as adventurous as you!) and our bengal boy jumped on the bed, started meowing loudly and trying to get under the covers.

Have to say it ruined the mood somewhat.

Yes, never really thought about it really. Just kind of did it.

I have done a wee while H2B was in the shower but he had the shower curtain pulled across so he couldn't see, I wouldn't be comfortable with him watching me. Definately not for a poo.

A while ago we went to visit H2Bs old university. In their student union toilets they have a "dubicle" ie a cubicle with 2 toilets. I thought this was weird! I've never done the sharing a cubicle with a friend thing either.

Mr HT had the day off work today. I returned home from work to find him sat on the toilet with laptop on his lap and phone in his hand. He looked like he'd been there a while...

I will never understand why men want to turn pooing into a major event. When it stinks that bad surely the best option is to be in and out as quickly as possible??

I read on the loo (never my Kindle) - I find it relaxing. I have a whole section of reading material.

Me and the hubby wee and poo in front of each other, it doesn't bother me.

Yes I do wee, sometimes I have no choice about poo as in he just walks in. In fact we had word about this only last night. Despite my screams on hearing him approach"IM HAVING A POO! DONT COME IN!", and the fact that we have THREE toilets in our house, he still comes in. He has no sense of boundaries, yesterdays excuse was, "I need my toothbrush" Could he not wait 5 minutes to brush his bloody teeth?? He has been known to come in and try to KISS me whilst I have been on the toilet pooing! The man is gross, I will soon develop IBS as I keep holding it in so he cant get near me!!

Oh and Hatty, yes H takes the lap top to the toilet too. Minger.

? Brilliant. Must be true love. I think this is what the standard of a good couple should be set by.

VPL you need a lock on your door.

Id be mortified if H even knew I was having a poo. ?

We have 2 en suites one is mine one is his. He still come in. Pest! Oh he knows I poo, we do have poo convos all the time to be honest like. Do you all fart in front of your H's? I do!

Me too. I'm a real catch...