Does your belly button stink?

It did about a year ago - think I had a bit of an infection. But I've been religious about cleaning it really thoroughly and now it smells of nothing at all.

Ick! This has just made me gag. ?

What does it smell of Pans? Is it cheesy like ear worms ?

I have followed your instructions, however, am none the wiser as I have a cold and cannot smell a thing. However, I do have a stinky part of me. I have a tiny hole in the top of my ear. If I squeeze it stinky pus comes out. No idea where its from or what it means but it's been there all my life.

You have made me simultaneously laugh and retch!

No mine doesn't - but I hate poking around in there because the sensation is horrible - like a cross between a tickle and pain. Does anyone else have that? It's bizarre and so hard to explain.

Thank god I'm not alone!

My belly button is really deep and it honks! I have to clean it out with cotton buds which, rather perversely, I enjoy. H thinks I'm skanky. Sometimes when he's not paying attention, I make him sniff it. I'm grimmity grim and proud!

I'm rather upset that, as I'm currently upduffed, my expanding belly has stretched it and now its nowhere near as deep. It has become rather stretchy though which is fun!

Now I can happily waffle on about my honky belly button but that has just made me gag!

Bleugh. I can't touch mine. Sort of the same sensation as SLD plus it makes me want to wee.

Do outties stink or is it just innies?

Yes. If you poke it hard, it feels like your insteines are going to fall out of your lady bits.

pans, you're obsessed with your stinky minging belly button. Go have a wash, you kestrel-soaked old trout.

Waah I have a tiny hole at the top of my ear too, my dad thought the nurses had pricked me with a needle there or something when I was born.

Urgh, the thought of rootling around in there makes me queasy. Not half as queasy as Lou-la-Belle's martian hole-in-ear does, though. You guys are wrong, so very very wrong ?

I get that odd sensation too

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My friend's son had something like this on his ear and he recently had an operation to have it removed. I say removed, it was basically a hole (as you described) but his had become a bit infected and when the doctor checked it out it was actually a channel than ran inwards. So they had to 'scoop' it out as it may continue to get infections.

The stinky pus though is making me feel very ill!

There are 2 of you? Quick, everyone, arm yourselves (those with stinky navels needn't bother, they won't be able to get close enough) for the hole-in-ear martians are here to take over the world!

Yes I get that really horrible sensation too, so I generally avoid poking around in there ?

I often wet my finger and poke it in MrKB's belly button. It totally freaks him out as it feels weird, but it's so funny because it makes a fart noise as I pull it out ?

We are indeed here to take over the world!

Chook, LTP - I'm very glad I'm not alone. It's so weird - it just feels "wrong" doesn't it?

PMSL @ Kestrel soaked old trout.

pans, shouldn't you be on spliced or whatever the australian site is?

btw I mailed you AGES ago, a long mail. I think it went to yahoo address so checkez vous your inbox. does it smell as well as your belly button?

Spliced ??

This thread is making me feel absolutely sick ?

Snort!

Zoe, whilst aware this is hardly the place to be going into detail, can I ask does your little hole emit anything when squeezed? And, what a shame the option to use yellow text colour of old to hide TMI stuff doesn't work any more.....

Waah it would be good if you could still do that.

TMI: yes it does ?

Yes it does. I make a concerted effort to dry it afer I've showered and it still has a smell. I think it's because it's quite deep, I try not to smell it too often ?

So it's the same as a pierced hole without an ear ring in? I can squeeze stuff out of the hole I don't wear ear rings in anymore.

Sort of, sort of not, mine is a hole that is in the part of the ear actually joined to the head (at the top of the ear) and only has an enterance and not an exit IYSWIM

why the hell am I talking about this on hitched ?

Exactly WZS

? I have to clean mine with a cotton bud and it can be a tad stinky sometimes - I don't understand it at all!

I also haaate touching it as it makes me feel "weird" and go mad if H goes anyway near it. I am glad I am not alone in my afflictions. ?

My belly button is reeeeeeeeealy deep - I had huge problems when I was younger as is wouldn't close properly!

I used to find what looked like sugar puffs in there ? which my Mum told me was actually dried up puss - niiiiiiiiiiiiice! It used to stink and I used to flick it at my brother ?

It's fine now though ?

I reckon its dead skin mixed with sweat ?

SLd you are not alone, I feel the same thing. I feels like I am going to push my fangita out, totally bizarre. I have to clean mine though...every day. I once did get a whiffy one and seriously I have a thing about it now. I use cotton buds and sometimes TCP ?

Pans, this thread has made me gag and wet myself laughing at the same time.

Yes, mine does occassionally ? I hate it, it's a really deep inny button and often gets quite sore/stinky/crusty (sorry) I regularly clean it with a cotton bud, sometimes with TCP and try not to let any water from bath/shower remain there, as I'm sure that's what causes it. I also won't let H anywhere near my belly button area for fear of killing the passion with a whiff of belly button!

I bet Pans hasn't really got a smelly belly, she's just got us poor sods to admit to it, whilst laughing her head off stroking her perfect "outy" button.?

Mine doesn't - it's not very deep and is pierced, but H's does sometimes (quite deep). I make him clean it because I like to warm the tip of my nose in it <wierdo icon> He calls it 'fluff-diving' ? (I remove fluff first though!).

My nose does get very cold, even when the room (and the rest of me) is warm.

After confessing to that I don't think anyone will speak to me again on here!

Lol is there no better way to warm your nose?! fluff diving?